Gut Mornin......(long live LARS)

[Dirac]

[s]5handicapgolfer wrote on 19:33, 28th Oct 2004:
if u were the olsenator haded out a past class test and said they were identical, if not isomorphic to tomorrows!

only 4 question and makes revision a lot simpler,

long live king olsen!

but where is he from?
germany? sweden? does anyone really know?


Olsenator, i like that.

Another thing that makes me laugh is when he says "Okayyyy", in a very suspecting kind of way. That's probably one if his cutest traits.

So in a fight, Olsen or Edmund?
I mean many would see Edmunds cool, calm exterior and conclude that he was a wuss. However looks can be decieving, and in close quarters i feel Olsen could be in a world of pain.

Also much love to ANDY WRIGHT (fundamentals of applied). I feel he is being overlooked here.

FIPS was nice today, and with his recent haircut he is looking fly.

xxx

[the-enemy]

[s]Mohawk wrote on 02:10, 29th Oct 2004:
whats having another ents crew in the poll got to do with it?


i think you'll find, MATHSHAWK, that Keith is another ents expert / mathematical genius. His transition has not been as great as yours though, oh finned one!

[Rectalprobe]

olsens best quote came today.

"There are two things my mother taught me:
-never associate with loose minded women and
-never EVER divide by zero!!!

he rules

[Nell]

[s]Mohawk wrote on 02:10, 29th Oct 2004:
whats having another ents crew in the poll got to do with it?



Are you worried about having to share the 'glory'?

[Superiorjames]

Thought i would bring all you lovely people up to date with what has been going on in the maths department recently....It was class test time on friday last week. Thanks to olsen being really cute, he managed to escape the enemy in time to give us an example of the class test on the thursday before the exam. This turned out to be remarkably similar to the actual paper itself and shows how much respect that olsen has for his fellow maths idols.

Hmm...Maths Idol? That sounds like an awesome idea for a new tv programme. Olsen, Edmund, Mathshawk and The Enemy could be on the panel. People have to complete a number of mathematical equ-ee-ations (as olsen would say it) for the panel and they assess the skill of the individual involved. First prize could be lifetime membership of the Mathematical Institute...or a kiss from Mathshawk, whatever people think would be the best prize. If anyone would be interested in getting on the show, register your interest here.

Hope that you have all been enjoying your maths recently, remember to show respect at all times to olsen and edmund.

Much love as always
xxxXxxx

[NeilSJFC1884]

As i former maths student, who so the light of the arts faculty, id like to say the lars/nic combination is frieghtning. I missed a lot of maths lectures, but they were two who could certinly pull the crowds in. Nic's jokes were simply the worst, espically when priest and him started competing.

And another word for priest, though he maybe unpopular, he gets students through courses and if it wasnt for him i would still be at this uni.

[Dirac]

[s]Superiorjames wrote on 15:59, 31st Oct 2004:
Thought i would bring all you lovely people up to date with what has been going on in the maths department recently....It was class test time on friday last week. Thanks to olsen being really cute, he managed to escape the enemy in time to give us an example of the class test on the thursday before the exam. This turned out to be remarkably similar to the actual paper itself and shows how much respect that olsen has for his fellow maths idols.

Hmm...Maths Idol? That sounds like an awesome idea for a new tv programme. Olsen, Edmund, Mathshawk and The Enemy could be on the panel. People have to complete a number of mathematical equ-ee-ations (as olsen would say it) for the panel and they assess the skill of the individual involved. First prize could be lifetime membership of the Mathematical Institute...or a kiss from Mathshawk, whatever people think would be the best prize. If anyone would be interested in getting on the show, register your interest here.

Hope that you have all been enjoying your maths recently, remember to show respect at all times to olsen and edmund.

Much love as always
xxxXxxx


Maths idol is such a good idea superior.

But i feel Olsen could take on the persona of Simon Cowell, whilst Edmund would probably be Louis Walsh. The enemy would just be the enemy i guess.

At the moment i am just waiting in anticipation for the lecture at 11.

Hope everyone enjoys it today, it's going to be so MATHTASTIC guysssss.

xxxx

[Slash wannabe]

I was looking at the back of a deodorant can and I think its where Olsen got his "Questions? Comments?" phrase from.

Does anyone else have any other theories?

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Is there no standard anymore?

[Big X]

sounds worringly like a Jerry name........

anyone see the chick in the ME2001 lecture today who was sitting towards the front, wearing what can only be described as a green wollen spiders web........outrageous

regards from The Cooler

Big X

[Anon.]

[s]Big X wrote on 17:57, 2nd Nov 2004:
sounds worringly like a Jerry name.......

More like a bally Quislingite.

[Big X]

chaps,

yoiu are both legends in stalag luft III

Steve McQueen has nothing on you guys

Big X

[the-enemy]

[s]Big X wrote on 21:05, 2nd Nov 2004:
chaps,

yoiu are both legends in stalag luft III

Steve McQueen has nothing on you guys

Big X




thanks very much, Big X. did you vote for me on the poll way back?

[Big X]

[s]the-enemy wrote on 22:33, 2nd Nov 2004:





thanks very much, Big X. did you vote for me on the poll way back?
[/i]


if it was the kissing one, then no, stalag luft III has only just been hooked up with wireless broadband, apologies

[Mohawk]

i'll set ma main man Keith Grady on you all if yo mofos don't drop the mathshawk crap.


kapeesh?

[the-enemy]

yo MATHSHAWK, its been something like 8 posts since you were last mentioned? were you getting worried, and hence using a bit of reverse psychology? plannig on taking over psychology as well now? today, maths, tomorrow, psycholgy, the next day, the world, eh?

[the-enemy]

sorry Big-X, i still don't see your vote being registered! not that i'm desperate, but i'm behind both Mathshawk and Keith, who he apparently thinks is his bitch or henchman or something...

the poll is on page 3 for any of you who wish to register your support, i'm glad to say that at least i'm ahead of my arch-nemesis Olsen!!

[Guest]

[s]Anon. wrote on 19:01, 2nd Nov 2004:
[s]Big X wrote on 17:57, 2nd Nov 2004:[i]
sounds worringly like a Jerry name.......

More like a bally Quislingite.
[/i]

I shall invesgigate futher

Big X

[Guest]

[s]the-enemy wrote on 22:33, 2nd Nov 2004:





thanks very much, Big X. did you vote for me on the poll way back?
[/i]


if it was the kissing one, then no, stalag luft III has only just been hooked up with wireless broadband, apologies

[Guest]

And so the battle between Lars and ze enemy raged on, moving to a new realm, that of continuous functions, and in doing so comes a new weapon of choice, the 'sufficiently small delta', such that no matter what tiny epsilon ze enemy chose, the sufficiently small delta could be found such that whenever the distance between f(x) and f(y) is less than epsilon, the distance between x and y is less than delta. Once again defeating ze enemy and bringing much happiness to the land.

[5handicapgolfer]

u have to ask questions why the enemy keeps posting small epsilons when olsen can defeat them with ease, ze enemy really has to try harder, or olsen will rule the world!