Sex in Scotland

[American]

I'm an American male who is most likely studying at St. Andrews next semester. Many people tell me that they had a wonderful time at St. Andrews--they joined all sorts of clubs, went to pubs all the time, etc. That sounds great, but another thing I'd really like to know is, how hard is it gonna be for me to get some action in Scotland? Since you're a bunch of young people I take it most of you have sex. But what's the sex-culture like? Is it taboo to sleep with a foreign kid. Are enough girls willing to fuck just for fun? Also, is it uncool to be American, or will my foreigner status make me more appealing? Since I'll only be there for a few months I probably can't build any really meaningful relationship with a girl. Will that stop them from having sex? And by the way, what are Scottish chicks like? Guys, please let me know. After all, I'm gonna be there for 4 months.

I look forward to meeting you all in January, when I will begin making love to all of your women...hopefully.

[Fionnlagh]

[s]Unregisted User American wrote on 20:33, 22nd Oct 2004:
I look forward to meeting you all in January, when I will begin making love to all of your women...hopefully.


Well, I don't know about anyone else, but personally I keep all of my women locked in my kitchen, the better to keep track of them. I would introduce you to them when you come over, but I've forgotten their names. It's all good tho', they mostly respond to their designated number

[Prophet Tenebrae]

If you're looking for Scottish girls, you might want to try somewhere outside of St. Andrews, there aren't many of 'em here. They're like gold dust.

[Anon.]

ANIMAL!

[little headache]

I didn't know it existed...
I'm so funny.

[hr]...the truth is rarely pure and never simple; modern life would be very tedious if it were either, and modern literature a complete impossibility...

[Humphrey]

Stick to American Women mate

[Tyler Fincher]

and there's plenty of them here to go around.

[Mr Comedy]

[s]Unregisted User American wrote on 20:33, 22nd Oct 2004:
I'm an American male who is most likely studying at St. Andrews next semester.

You will not be in the minority, that is for sure.

Is it taboo to sleep with a foreign kid.

Hell no!

Are enough girls willing to fuck just for fun?

That's what I have heard...


And by the way, what are Scottish chicks like?

Not too bad. However, you will probably find that there are more American girls (a personal weakness) and English girls.

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[Mr Comedy]

[s]Humphrey wrote on 18:33, 24th Oct 2004:
Stick to American Women mate


Hear hear!

[flossy]

Being American is neither an advantage nor a disadvantage round here; it's practical the norm.

I think maybe the Scottish girls are too sophisticated for your tastes; why not try the miniskanks who hang outside Madras of an evening...

Oh and be careful or by the end of your first week you'll be known as herpes boy.

[hr]Floss

Widening Access, one doughnut at a time...

[Wong]

...Best of luck to you.

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[Slash wannabe]

Fuck off you sleazy loser! I hope your love life is cursed with finding out the person you are going to sleep with is the opposite sex that of which you prefer...

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Is there no standard anymore?

[Cain]

i haven't laughed so hard in months! top marks slash - you get a biscuit next time i see you.

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[Newty]

[s]dunqn wrote on 17:54, 24th Oct 2004:
Not really. I live with 3, and I know plenty more.


I thought one of them was American? How Duncan manages to effortlessly attract the ladies is beyond me. If only I was more like him....

[mottthehoople]

Sex is bad, mmmmm,kay

[Humphrey]

Oi I thought you said you were leaving, I told you you'd be back

[legohead]

it is taboo to sleep with a foreigner. any girls found doing this will have their heads shaved. most of them only sleep with americans for the gum and silk stockings, which are tricky to get hold of here, on account of rationing.

[Insight]

The fact your American wont be held against you, but the fact that you appear to be an obnoxious twat may affect your popularity with the ladees.q

[Mohawk]

[s]Insight wrote on 02:35, 25th Oct 2004:
The fact your American wont be held against you, but the fact that you appear to be an obnoxious twat may affect your popularity with the ladees.q



is there a difference between the two?

[Animal]

Anon!