Firemania at Hamilton - not good

[Guest]

Berluddy Hell! What a gas!! I awoke at some ungodly hour on saturday very early a.m. (about 2 i think) to find a bunch of darkly clad, suitably shifty-looking blokes wandering around the place, whispering to each other "yeah, this is it....I've just pissed in the commmon room...ha ha...bet they don't notice".

When will people learn that this is my home!!!!!!!!! I, yes, I live here and I don't care how many fire extinguishers you nick, just please don't piss in my t.v. room. Its very smelly and I couldn't watch neighbours for a whole day. B*stards, the lot of you, all 7. Anyway, It's all gonna be ok, aparently there's a massive stain and talk of replacing the entire carpet. So now it's going to be EVEN LONGER until I can watch neighbours again. Who ever you are, I hate you and your antisocial defacative unrinal habits! I mean, why not just use the toilet - oh yes, and you looked very silly walking around in that yellow leotard and polka dot tank top.

[Mr Grande Marnier]

[s]Unregisted User wrote on 13:29, 14th Nov 2004:
Berluddy Hell! What a gas!! I awoke at some ungodly hour on saturday very early a.m. (about 2 i think) to find a bunch of darkly clad, suitably shifty-looking blokes wandering around the place, whispering to each other "yeah, this is it....I've just pissed in the commmon room...ha ha...bet they don't notice".


If you ever see anyone suspicious in the building then you should immediately contact the warden on duty (7053). The cost of replacing fire extuinguishers is very high and comes out of the hall subs that you pay. This results in less hall events, already we have had the halloween party cancelled because of someones "high jinx." Hamilton is the only hall (as far as I know) that has its ball inside the hall, it is a great night for everyone however if all of the stupidity continues then the rsidence manager will be quick to cancel the ball as she has already threatened to do so on numerous occasions this year. This would be a tragedy and unfortunately it would be the returning sudents who would be hit the hardest as only they know how good a night it really is. So please please report anything you see that seems out of the ordinary.

[Hell Cat Maggie]

Mr Grande Marnier, you're a very suspicious character yourself. Do I have to report you to our esteemed wardinial team?! I think the toilet roll rationing has led to a number of people doing whatever it is they need to do wherever they so wish. It's a sad story indeed.

[Jayne]

Yeh I'm not impressed with all the antics! Grrrr! I hate paying £62.50 for nothing especially when I get a really crappy student loan. All us Hamiltonians have got out of our hall subs so far is our free bar at the ceilidh in freshers week which lasted about 10 minutes. Grrrr. Its a tiny minority spoiling it for the rest of us and I believe the people who stole the fire extinguishers weren't even from Hamilton!
The majority view is that Hamilton hall security needs to be improved dramatically!
Grrrrrr.

[Insight]

From what I remember of the place, the major problem with security is the crazy-assed front doors; they need to be shut in a certain way in order to lok over (you get what I mean, the left one has to be shut over and the right one closed onto it - that kinda m'larkey).

I must say, of all the times I have attempted entry (many MANY times) at night, I think I was unsuccessful only once.