Ideas for quick cash!?

[Chain Mailer]

Ah! Christmas, how I do loath thee!
Ok, I do have a job, prob is only £30 a week :s Also can't imagine any employer would take me on for under a month before the hols. So:
Does anyone know if people are looking for human guinea pigs (Eg Edinburgh research etc)
Is there a car boot sale (or whatever) happening soon, maybe I could sell half my worldly possessions
Has there been any advertisement on the black market of people wanting kidneys? (obviously they'd have to provide the means to extract it, I'm happy to sell for about £5000)
HELP!


[hr]Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious

[Thackary]

Send me a fiver and I'll tell you how to make money fast.

In fact, if anyone would like to know how to make money fast, send me a fiver and I'll tell you.

[Steveo]

I'll pay for a servant.

[hr][s]I am the gin man[/s]

[felix]

If only it was that easy, but you won't get any money for your blood! Otherwise i'd be giving blood all the time! Seriously though, I do hate christmas, I might just about be able to afford it by giving up my social life for the next month. boohoo! Maybe could sell some stuff on ebay, people will buy anything as long as you make it sound good! I think my kidneys are probably way too damaged to sell any of them, plus i could never give up alcohol, no matter how many times i've insisted im never drinking again! Let's face it, we're all doomed...DOOMED!

[hr]It is easier to get forgiveness than permission

[yank]

You don't get paid for giving blood....but what about blood plasma? In the US, at least, you can get a bit of money for just donating your blood plasma. I don't know about the UK so you'll have to look.

[hr]"I am responsible to only God and history." - Francisco Franco

[JM]

hmmm steveo...
actually considering the offer depending on the price and conditions...

sounds sadistic but hey, if it means money then why not.

[Tiptoes]

Sell your un USED knikers/boxers on e-bay?

[Gubbins]

Manchester fertility clinics are offering £15 a shot (no pun intended) for sperm donors...

[JM]

hmm - going to manchester and back will probably cost more than £15 anyway. And besides, selling boxers seems seedy - geez i hate having no money - anyone got any other ideas or offers?

[Gubbins]

hmm - going to manchester and back will probably cost more than £15 anyway

Manchester to Dundee for £10 on Nat Express. Making the journey myself in about... ooh... three hours.

You could always set up a taxi firm... but that might involve having a car.

[rubbermuffin]

[s]Gubbins wrote on 22:10, 18th Nov 2004:
Manchester fertility clinics are offering £15 a shot (no pun intended) for sperm donors...


Wanking off in a pot is definitely the way to go.

[hr]
'You shut your mouth / How can you say / I go about things the wrong way?'

[Chain Mailer]

Ooh! That reminds me!!! Apparently good ole eggs are worth quite a bit now all the old grannies are getting broody (ew!) Hmmm, wonder where I can sell mine



[hr]
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious

[Cain]

[s]rubbermuffin wrote on 22:37, 18th Nov 2004:
Wanking off in a pot is definitely the way to go.


am i right in thinking that you have to have not ejaculated for a fortnight before your donation?

[hr]
It's not who you know, it's who who you know knows

[Director of Services]

What about being a secretary?
The Students' Associaiton is looking for a minutes secretary. Requirements: go to SRC and SSC every Tuesday night, type up a paraphrasement (is that a word?) what we said and what actions we'd said we'd take, have them ready to distribute within 60-ish hours, distribute them, amend them according to the correction responses, on the next Tuesday after they've been passed, put on internet.
About £20 a week.
Apply through pres@st-and.ac.uk 'cause I don't have the time to sift through questions about it (neither does Simon, but I'm pretending he does because he's not here to defend himself.)

[JM]

People, can we slighly move from the wanking talk we have stooped to.oh and FYI, no one wants eggs unless they're hard boiled or fried. so how about we all scoop our minds outta the gutter and come up with some realistic ideas

[Animal]

[s]Cain wrote on 23:43, 18th Nov 2004:
am i right in thinking that you have to have not ejaculated for a fortnight before your donation?




A FORTNIGHT??!?!

[Haunted]

Sell turf on ebay claiming its from somewhere famous, like wembley or stone henge

[Al]

"You could always set up a taxi firm... but that might involve having a car."

Rickshaw taxis! Actually, they used to be one in the Summmer. And maybe still is...

[hr]Life is too important to be taken seriously.