Society is crumbling

[Humphrey]

What the hell is the point of this thing???

http://www.boyzshop.com/gay_sex_toys/ec123.html



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[Superiorjames]

Quoting Humphrey from 00:48, 13th May 2005
What the hell is the point of this thing???

http://www.boyzshop.com/gay_sex_toys/ec123.html



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Dare i ask, but quite how did u "stumble" across this advert? The mind boggles...

[Humphrey]

Looking for things to shove up my arse of course, I went to public school don't you know.

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[bramble]

Eugh i bloody KNEW i shouldnt have clicked on that, yet i still did
Why oh why am i so stupid?

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I want the sun to shine on me, i want the truth to set me free. If i jumped into the ocean to believe, if i climbed a mountain would i have to reach?

[Humphrey]

Up periscope !!!!!

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[DrAlex]

so...many...gay proctology jokes...must...resist...

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RUSH KATO '05!

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[Si]

What exactly are they expecting to see up there?

[Mr Comedy]

That takes voyeurism to a new level. People, we have found what I'm going to ask my parents for this birthday.

[theDude]

get a used one from e-bay, it's a much better deal

[Rufus]

Every household should have one.

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'Do you remember how long the days were when you were a child?'

[the reason for the word w]

Quoting Humphrey from 00:48, 13th May 2005
What the hell is the point of this thing???

http://www.boyzshop.com/gay_sex_toys/ec123.html

The description underneath is fairly clear and simple. I wonder what kind of mind you must have to come up with an idea like that... then again I don't think I want to know.

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What ravages of spirit
conjured this temptuous rage
created you a monster
broken by the rules of love

[Koala Boy]

Perhaps the Bute medics can use them to practise endoscopy. Perhaps there are more tasteful ways to train a new generation of proctologists.

And why, oh why, is it white?

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He sleeps 19 hours a day, and eats 5 hours a day. He allows you to pet him, not so much because he likes it, but because he's too lazy to do anything about it.
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[Pender Native]

I'm more concerned by these
http://www.boyzshop.com/gay_sex_toys/ns120.html
surely sticking something half an inch across up your ureathra is going to do you some serious damage??

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"I have seen flowers come in stony places
And kind things done by men with ugly faces,
And the gold cup won by the worst horse at the races,
So I trust, too."

[raheli]

this is taking procrastination to a whole new level.
check out the chastity devices.
i saw a display of civil war era medical implements with "urethral probes" about that size in ACTUAL MEDICAL USE.
eew eew eew.

[HungryDan]

maybe they are looking for lemmywinks.

[Humphrey]

http://www.boyzshop.com/gay_sex_toys/ll600.html

I suppose this is the logical conclusion of mechanisation

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[flossy]

Sorry but nothing Humphrey mentions can be as disturbing as the silver-plated but plugs on Euortrash- one had a clock on the visible end, another had a curly piggy tail thing.

My innocent mind... gone forever.

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Rippy up yeah, onde danceflo, widde moocow, swoss there fo.

[amac]

Quoting hungrydan from 00:37, 14th May 2005
maybe they are looking for lemmywinks.

A good point. Why, if I ever got a hamster stuck up my arse i'd imagine this tool would be quite useful in finding it.

[Cain]

Quoting amac from 13:02, 14th May 2005
Why, if I ever got a hamster stuck up my arse i'd imagine this tool would be quite useful in finding it.

I would have thought fiber optics to be preferable

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I hold an element of surprise

[Senethro]

Is it just me or do they get better sex toys than us hetties?