Poll

[KayBee]

Sniff - none of those options apply to me.

I wasn't expecting an option that said "staying at home with my son as I have done all year so far" but one that said "other" would be nice.

I'll just go cry now.

[Zombie Sheep]

I notice that someone complains about the polls every time. It is very difficult to get the right options, although I admit having an 'other' category would be useful.

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[kas48]

and i'm staying in st andrews but why on earth would i go insane?

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The bird with the thorn in its breast, it follows an immutable law. It is driven by it knows not what to impale itself, and die singing. At the very instant that the thorn enters there is no awareness in it of the dying to come; it simply sings and sings until there is not the life left to sing another note. But we, when we put the thorns in our breasts, we know. We know and still we do it. Still we do it.

[legohead]

yeh, st andrews is wonderful, gonna be here all summer with my lovely american, and after that no more lovely wee town. it's going to be sad, but I think I'll have had my fill of tourists and golfers by then

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This is for all those headless acrobats
faces crushed in the circus dust
all in the name of gravity
and the price of admission