the 'naked chef' does not deserve to live

[S.P.I.G]

No he's just got a terrible pseudo-lisp thing going on there..... He is English however

Now *something complimentary* about *someone* - absolutely no pinkiness!:P

[Chris Satterley]

I'll kill the fat-tongued mockney, but only if people sponsor me for charity.

[Ed]

Did I honestly say that you were as romantic as a brick wall? Honestly? I mean really honestly? lol

I can't recall, you will have to refresh my memory.

[anon]

The really annoying thing is that he comes from a really posh part of Essex and his family has a very successful business, which makes the whole mockney thing even more false.

[Homer]

It's just not fair, I don't check the boards for a couple of days and somebody brins up my 'favourite' Fat tounged mockney wanker. However, killing him is a little harsh, I'd prefer to see him seling whelks in Southend for the rest of his natural.

[King Jesus]

I think I love it the most when his friends stop by and he serves them up a delicious "tex mex" style dinner they will NOT be forgetting soon!!!

But- would you believe it??- the fun's just getting started!!! Over an awesomely hip techno beat (Naked Chef, I think someone doing your music selection needs a raise!!) he and his friends hash things out the only way they know how-- in a hip and engaging style that a youngster like me can totally relate to!!

To reiterate:

Add a dash of warm engaging smile/lisp

three tablespoons of cockney charm

let simmmer for five to ten minutes

Add four amazingly cool friends and..

et voila-- JAMIE OLIVER SURPRISE!!!!!

Finally- A cooking show for MY generation.

Thank you jamie oliver. I hope you live forever and don't die soon!!!!

[bondgirl2002]

...some of his recipes are *so* nice...my friend has some of his books and we've had some *really* good meals from them...homer, you're blatantly jealous because he does a better roast than you [j/k - it was lush (: ]

[kundalini]

yes edward, you did say that. but it's ok, you are rude sometimes, amazingly however, you seem to get it right occasionally. and if bondgirl was referring to you, she was right, you are a great cook and that makes up for it!:D

[Homer]

Say what you like about me, just don't diss the roasts!

[Chris Satterley]

Surely selling whelks in Southend is Jamie's idea of Nirvana?