A new form of procastination

[beeny]

"Why are crunchy nut cornflakes sooooo good?
The following answer has just been sent to you;
If you think they're good you are dumb. Baby meat is good."

"What is the theory of relativity?
The following answer has just been sent to you;
Relitively, my foot is several milliseconds away from connecting with
your candy ass"

I think I'm now addicted to this site. . . .

Edited: stupid grammar error

[orudge]

Ah, this site is great

i lost a limb several years ago, and i'm now missing it loads. where should i start looking first?

Edit:

Haha, great...

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On Thursday, April 13, 2006 you asked the following question;

Where do you live?

The following answer has just been sent to you;

the bustling metropolis of st andrews

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http://www.owenrudge.net/
http://standrews.facebook.com/profile.php?id=37103734

[sabra_girl]

On Thursday, April 13, 2006 you asked the following question;

Why oh why oh why do people think Katie Melua is a good
singer-songwriter?

The following answer has just been sent to you;

Because they think SHE writes the songs when instead it is some record
company's janitor vomitting onto a piece of used toilet paper.

...Well said! Well said! Whoever you may be Mr Answerer you are now my new hero!

[hr]

"There are not very many desires in life which we can actually meet. For instance, 'I want to meet the love of my life'. Probably not today! But 'I want a cup of coffee.' That I can do!" Chris Thile (Nickel Creek)

I assassin down the avenue.

[Nymphomanic]

I asked what makes women attractive. The answer i got was Pussy.

Like I mean what type of guy would come up with that

[hr]

I read most of the night and go south in winter - wasteland

[Light the Rag]

Quoting nymphomanic from 13:59, 13th Apr 2006
I asked what makes women attractive. The answer i got was Pussy.

Like I mean what type of guy would come up with that

Would you have preferred "their eloquence, inspiring thought and inner beauty"?

[munchingfoo]

On Thursday, April 13, 2006 you asked the following question;

Uranus, which is widely known to be surrounded by a poisonous gas, was previously believed to have one tilted ring. Scientists recently detected a new blue ring surrounding Uranus. How do you feel abut the discovery of Uranus's second ring?

NASA are planing to spend millions sending a probe to Uranus. Should we allow NASA to probe Uranus?

The following answer has just been sent to you;

Only by probing Uranus can we find out wether the place is habitable. Maybe even in the gases environment we could put hamsters or gerbils. Wouldn't you like to put gerbils in Uranus?

Not bad

[hr]

Tired Freudian references aside - your mother played my mighty skin flute like a surf crowned sea nymph trying to rouse Poseidon from his watery slumber!

[JM]

ok a few question i have been asked asked about emo, scene n other stuff vic, i think.
what are these?

[hr]

"Life can be full of many problems"; this can be translated into "tormenting you is how the big man gets his jollies"

[Malkier]

Was rather randomn and harsh
"On Thursday, April 13, 2006 you asked the following question;

If homosexuality is a disease is it okay to call in queer to work?

The following answer has just been sent to you;

Dude, where the f**k are you from where homosexuality is a disease? Also, it in fact is, but if and only if you are either giving or receiving a gay blowjob."

Also some girl is rather disturbed to find that she used her question twice to get new msn friends, and both of us are St Andrews students. We are taking over.



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Thought begets Heresy; Heresy begets retribution.

[Power Metal Dom]

Quoting sabra_girl from 12:50, 13th Apr 2006
On Thursday, April 13, 2006 you asked the following question;

Why oh why oh why do people think Katie Melua is a good
singer-songwriter?

The following answer has just been sent to you;

Because they think SHE writes the songs when instead it is some record
company's janitor vomitting onto a piece of used toilet paper.

...Well said! Well said! Whoever you may be Mr Answerer you are now my new hero!

[hr]

"There are not very many desires in life which we can actually meet. For instance, 'I want to meet the love of my life'. Probably not today! But 'I want a cup of coffee.' That I can do!" Chris Thile (Nickel Creek)

I assassin down the avenue.

Sweet! That was me Hehe what are the chances!

[hr]

Like flames on fuel...upon power metal I drool

http://www.myspace.com/domlovestoshred

[Freaker]

If you become a free member on the page it gets a lot easier to look over all your questions and answers, plus your answers can get rated and you can rater other members' answers to your questions (and eventually get onto a leaderboard and get really really addicted to the page, says someone with more than 70 questions asked and answered...)

Q: Llama llama duck?
A: Gnu gnu platypus - lemmimng monkfish.

[ka25]

damn it. After reading this and being one of only 3 people in the office today, what else am I supposed to do. Why am I so disappointed that the answer I got sucked! My time sheet is going to look crap today.

[hr]

save a tree, eat a beaver

[Warlike Lover]

Quoting Freaker from 07:57, 14th Apr 2006
Q: Llama llama duck?
A: Gnu gnu platypus - lemmimng monkfish.

We all should know that the true answer to that question is
"brick potato llama"

[ka25]

Q. What does the H stand for in Jesus H Christ?

United Kingdom



A. It is from a misinterpretation of the Christogram, a three letter abbreviation for the word "Jesus," in which the Greek letter eta (the "e" in Jesus) was mistaken for a Latin alphabet H, due to the fact that they are the same symbol. The phrase was originally intended to be wryly funny, implying that "Christ" was a surname, not a title.

It's roughly as if some say the word "Xmas" and decided X was Jesus's middle initial, but not as forced as my example.

United States

great answer

[hr]

save a tree, eat a beaver

[Setsuna]

Q. Daddy or chips?

United Kingdom



A. Isn't this the ethical dilemma of our times. The bible is a bit hazy on this: Haggai 34:2 mentions that "holy is your father because he can fix your car", but then Jeremiah 89632:pi commands: "chips are bloody awesome aren't they". When asked, the bhudda gave the reply of picking sixteen oranges from a tree and throwing them at a nearby wolf, screaming "FIDDLESTICKS ON THE NEARBY TOOLSHED." Although he was on several hallucinogens at the time, most people think that this means that chips rock the fat one, however I think the opranges represent fatherhood and so his answer should be taken as a request for hockey sticks.
Finally, we turn to the minor Chipist view that the entire universe is made out of lots of very very tiny chips, which you can only eat when you have donated all your posessions to the Sixteenth Church Of The Chipist. This is an intriguing view, and my country is forced to comply with this belief due to our totalitarian theocracy thing going on. In scotland. Shut up it totally is. I can see them looking at me funny. So, in conclusion, both. I just need to donate more. OBVIOUSLY I MUST GIVE MY SPLEEEN.

United Kingdom



What is to bet that this is one of you lot?

[jennyo]

"On Thursday, April 13, 2006 you asked the following question;

Should I move to Canada?

The following answer has just been sent to you;

Yes, then we would be rid of idiots like you"

Definitely a yes then, although perhaps not for the reason given.


[hr]

Do those under a risk of death by metor run some thus-far indefinite risk of longrun meteorisation?
- David Bean

[Bread Roll]

Q. Is yellow really acceptable as a colour for a car?

United Kingdom



A. yes if your a lady or terribly camp otherwise no you arent gonna score with a lady

United States


NOOOO! I had banked on my yellow car as a definite winner with the ladeeeez.

[hr]

And as I was picking me teeth out of the gutter St Peter hisself appeared to me and said, "Sean, you wanker" he said.
"Repent yer evil ways or sod off". The he gobbed in me face and turned back into a lampost.

[Lodestone]

Here's a mildly amusing answer I got:

Q. What would this sentence be like if it were not self-referential?

A. My word, what a philosophical question. If it were not self-referential, then it would be a completely different sentence. And so it could be about anything, I guess. I think it would be about squirrels.

[Power Metal Dom]

[quote]Q. Do you like Jagermeister?

United Kingdom



A. I don't even know who that is.

United States


[hr]

Like flames on fuel...upon power metal I drool

http://www.myspace.com/domlovestoshred

[Jubilee]

On Sunday, April 16, 2006 you asked the following question;

When is it acceptable to lie?

The following answer has just been sent to you;

when you are brittney.

[holden caulfield]

This must be someone from here, making an appearence on the Featured Q&As...

Q. please list your skills.

New Zealand


A. Structured and in-depth thinking abilities. Two-and-a-half octave bass range, beginning at bottom C. Better-than-usual amateur acting skill, with a particular expressive face and lovely speaking voice. Certain skill with artistic writing, with exceptional spelling and grammar (despite appalling typing). Good eye for photos. Graceful Scottish traditional dancing, and reasonably good funk and soul moves. Can play the 'cello a little. Good listener. Can give some of the best cunnilingus you can get.

United Kingdom