Quoting Bizarre Atheist from 13:27, 16th Nov 2006
Officer: Is that your broken chair sonny?
Bejant: Yes sir.
Officer: No it isn't. You're nicked. No career for you.
Bejant: But, but-
Officer: You should've thought about your career *before* you came to the best University in Scotland, now, shouldn't you?
If my experiences with Fife Police are anything to go with, then they're narky shits with you (and threaten arrest for Breach of the Peace) when reporting crimes.
Any argument with them will simply, in their eyes, constitute breach of the peace. It'll be followed by a night in the cells, and most likely some form of warning (that dissipates after X months) that is neither 'charged' or otherwise.
Conviction for breach of the peace, I hear, is rather difficult, but fighting off (with lawyers etc) any kind of warning is more often than not a waste of time.
Frank's Words of Advice this Raisin Weekend
- Don't be out in the street unless you're moving between places. Of course you've a right to be there, but (even though wrong and facist) you may well end up in a fruitless pointless argument where either everyone loses, or you deploy a lawyer and cost yourself money.
- Don't be off-your-face in 'public'...ie out doors. In your own house: fine, in a pub/bar: fine for a wee while. But past that: Fife Police, so I hear, tend to be quite liberal with their deployment of 'this is breach of the peace, get 'em boys!'
- Don't steal things. That's wrong anyway, and if Raisin Sunday is a known occurence of 'lots of things being stolen', then can you blame them for checking? No. Can you blame them for arresting you just because you can't prove it's yours? Yes. Do you want to be in that situation? No.
- Have a good time, but don't be a cunt.
I suspect that, in relation to the 'poor working class locals' who're set against us students, it is not the 'working class' that are the cuase of the Police Presence. Oh no!
It's all the rich folks. Worse things happen regularly in Dunfermline/Kirkcaldy/Glenrothes/Rest of Fife, drawing in so many folks is testamont to how much clout 'St Andrews' the town has. It may well be the 'working class', but I suspect it's the 'upper class'.
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