Top 100 things to do whilst a student at St Andrews

[DrAlex]

Quoting munchingfoo from 20:07, 29th Aug 2007
87. Have sex in every hall of residence.

I'm willing to make these 87-101 for each individual hall ticked off.

In response for the tide times, fast enough that it could catch someone ignorant of such things off guard, but certainly not fast enough that the victim could avoid being made fun of for the rest of their days.

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The Sinner: Where no one ever learned "if you haven't got any thing nice to say, don't say anything at all."

[Hughie Throbbingphallus]

Just Sallies, New Hall & Regs left to go how are the rest of your doing?

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[s]"Ooh Megatron!" -Carry On Transformers[/s]

[Mr Comedy]

Quoting Dave the Explosive Newt from 21:26, 28th Aug 2007
78. Go to the 24 hour Tescos at 3am, buy a kettle.

Hang about - the 24 hour Tescos? Where the blazes is that?

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"I am in no way interested in immortality, but only in the taste of tea. " -Lu Tung

[romantic]

Quoting Mr Comedy from 08:11, 30th Aug 2007

Quoting Dave the Explosive Newt from 21:26, 28th Aug 2007
78. Go to the 24 hour Tescos at 3am, buy a kettle.

Hang about - the 24 hour Tescos? Where the blazes is that?

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"I am in no way interested in immortality, but only in the taste of tea. " -Lu Tung

Dundee. There are two of them.

[Bizarre Atheist]

88. Clap eyes on Univeristy bigwigs twice in four years. Complain bitterly.

89. Encounter Union bigwigs on a daily basis. Complain bitterly.

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[The Dude]

90. Wake up in Ninewells without any recolection of how you got there. Then explain to your parents why you were in there.

[[James]]

Quoting Bizarre Atheist from 12:16, 30th Aug 2007
89. Encounter Union bigwigs on a daily basis. Complain bitterly.

91. Regularly dispute the bigwiggety of said bigwigs.

[iab2]

92. Walk past and wonder at how the Christmas shop is still in business.

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Do your duty, carry a ham!

[DrAlex]

93. Upon passing a "coming-soon" shop front, utter the phrase "why do we need another coffee shop/health food store/place to buy belt buckles?"

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[Bizarre Atheist]

94. Spend such a long stretch of time in the three streets that you forget about the sea/golf courses/outside world.

95. Refuse to attend parties to which the directions include 'Travelator'.

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[Gill]

96. Pull an all-nighter to get that essay finished off, whilst drinking a couple of litres of kick (or some other caffeinated drink). Decide to top it off with a dawn walk on the beach, then attend all of your lectures during the day….in which you hallucinate.

Makes classes so much more interesting!

Of course, for those of you who don’t want to bother with the law….you could take drugs (not recommended by this sinner).

[jequirity]

97. Curse the name of Brian Lang

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LEEERRRROYYYY!!!!

Andrew W K Day 9th of May

[Gealle]

97. Be awakened at 2am by one of your mates knocking on the door after taking magic mushrooms, then as you go to make him coffee, have your other mate who's be on them come in, spill drinks all over your carpet, and laugh at the fact a magical christmas tree is growing from your groin.

98. Get up at 3am just to go play snooker in Sallies' basement cause the porter likes you and lets you in.

99. Go to Janetta's every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday - but not Wednesday... For the goodiness of a half price Sundae.


Now... Who's 100?

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Funky flunky munky...

[Jono]

100. Contribute to a list of 100 things to do while in St. Andrews; all the while, knowing that you'll personally never do even half of them!

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[Bizarre Atheist]

Would anyone be so good as to combine said 100 things into an article? I would, but I won't.

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[Raindog]

Smoke a grass joint laugh for half an hour at nothing then get paranoid about why you were laughing and walk home alone convinced you can hear voices in the trees.

Shag an ugly fat bird with hairy nipples

[novium]

there should have been something in the last five about graduating...something about the love/hate relationship many people have with the town and university...and how they never ever leave the sinner.

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Neither the storms of crisis, nor the breezes of ambition could ever divert him, either by hope or by fear, from the course that he had chosen

[Bizarre Atheist]

Quoting novium from 17:39, 31st Aug 2007
there should have been something in the last five about graduating...something about the love/hate relationship many people have with the town and university...and how they never ever leave the sinner.

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Neither the storms of crisis, nor the breezes of ambition could ever divert him, either by hope or by fear, from the course that he had chosen

...perhaps to replace some of the duplicate/similar suggestions, such as academic incest?

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[steerpike]

did anyone mention doing the foam fight on raisin sunday, or does raisin weekend go without saying?

i wouldnt be half the person i am today had i not done the foam fight.

[[James]]

How so?