Younger Hall is High Church of sinister cult!

[Bizarre Atheist]

The evidence:

1. It has an organ.
2. It hosts mysterious latin ceremonies involving hoods.
3. There are blood-letting rituals every 3 months, overseen by seemingly well-meaning auxiliary nurses.

I think you'll agree that we should all be wary of going to Younger Hall without crucifixes, silver bullets, garlic etc.


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[Hennessy]

As long as they are not Wiccans I have no holy war against them.

And a traditional Catholic Mass is a mysterious latin ceremony involving organs and the drinking of blood and flesh.

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"What happened to Spoon?"
"There is no Spoon"
Dog Soldiers

[sat]

Quoting Bizarre Atheist from 10:34, 9th Mar 2008
1. It has an organ.

Why do people insist on associating the organ with something sinister?

In any case we're lucky to have that instrument, and it's a shame it's not heard more often.

[Gealle]

Playing with an organ where everyone can see you?

Seems they're a bunch of pervs as well...

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So someone asked me "What is it you do?". I thought about it for a minute. Then I thought about it a little more. All the while I probably looked like I was staring in to space, struggling for an answer. And I was. There was only one response I could really give.

"I make sure the shit stays off the fan."

[theonlyone]

I think some one has put three separate statements together and come out with an outlandish statement, just for fun and to start a rather intereting titled thread. Very clever.

Oh and very mature Gealle....

[kernowdaydreamer]

My goodness, has someone found you out Bizarre Atheist? Are you, as theonlyone suggests, not entirely serious on this point? Oh no, but I've been on the phone to Giles already!

[Bizarre Atheist]

I am deadly serious. Younger Hall is nothing but a tawdry front for something very, very dark indeed.

Seriously.


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[Gealle]

Wow. I can taste the sarcasm.

Welcome to the Sinner. Evidently nobody introduced you properly if you're expecting a modicum of maturity...

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So someone asked me "What is it you do?". I thought about it for a minute. Then I thought about it a little more. All the while I probably looked like I was staring in to space, struggling for an answer. And I was. There was only one response I could really give.

"I make sure the shit stays off the fan."

[Hennessy]

Quoting Gealle from 17:04, 9th Mar 2008
Wow. I can taste the sarcasm.

Welcome to the Sinner. Evidently nobody introduced you properly if you're expecting a modicum of maturity...

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So someone asked me "What is it you do?". I thought about it for a minute. Then I thought about it a little more. All the while I probably looked like I was staring in to space, struggling for an answer. And I was. There was only one response I could really give.

"I make sure the shit stays off the fan."

Does sarcasm taste slightly bitter? I always thought it might, a bit like sucking a lime or a lemon.

[hr]

"What happened to Spoon?"
"There is no Spoon"
Dog Soldiers

[Gealle]

Yuh, a lemon, actually.

And in my experience, reminiscent of the faces and personalities that make proud use of sarcasm.

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So someone asked me "What is it you do?". I thought about it for a minute. Then I thought about it a little more. All the while I probably looked like I was staring in to space, struggling for an answer. And I was. There was only one response I could really give.

"I make sure the shit stays off the fan."

[theonlyone]

Quoting Gealle from 17:04, 9th Mar 2008
Wow. I can taste the sarcasm.

Welcome to the Sinner. Evidently nobody introduced you properly if you're expecting a modicum of maturity...

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So someone asked me "What is it you do?". I thought about it for a minute. Then I thought about it a little more. All the while I probably looked like I was staring in to space, struggling for an answer. And I was. There was only one response I could really give.

"I make sure the shit stays off the fan."

I was under the impression that sarcasm was also regularly featured at The Sinner along with maturity levels of 12 year old boys.

[Haunted]

Blimey the gloves are off now!

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Now with 100% more corn

[Gealle]

Nah, I've lost all interest now that it's clear that this one's a girl.

Honestly. Exnihilo would have torn me to pieces by now.

These new folk have nothing on the old boys.

Actually, I've edited this to only include:

Some will be asking why I've stated it's clear this is a girl: well, would a guy ever take the piss out of the immaturity of 12 year old boys? We all threw water bombs and mucked around once as well... Unless you were a real billy no-mates.

Secondly, Bizarre Atheist had one hell of a good start to a fucking funny run thread. Cunts like that only go to ruining the little bit of fun that could still exist on the Sinner.


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So someone asked me "What is it you do?". I thought about it for a minute. Then I thought about it a little more. All the while I probably looked like I was staring in to space, struggling for an answer. And I was. There was only one response I could really give.

"I make sure the shit stays off the fan."

[Dave the Explosive Newt]

Quoting Bizarre Atheist from 10:34, 9th Mar 2008
The evidence:

1. It has an organ.
2. It hosts mysterious latin ceremonies involving hoods.
3. There are blood-letting rituals every 3 months, overseen by seemingly well-meaning auxiliary nurses.

I think you'll agree that we should all be wary of going to Younger Hall without crucifixes, silver bullets, garlic etc.

Given that the geezer reading the latin is called Ming, I think you could be right. I wonder how much cop Jamie is at exorcisms.

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Mmmmmmm, cake.
http://standrews.facebook.com/profile.php?id=37102114

[xsilence]

Quoting Hennessy from 10:51, 9th Mar 2008
As long as they are not Wiccans I have no holy war against them.

...eh? Is this a serious statement or some kind of ironic sarcasm I'm obviously overlooking? As a Pagan in St. Andrews, it's occasionally difficult to grow the required thick skin.

[Bizarre Atheist]

It looks pretty sinister.



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[LonelyPilgrim]

You mustn't forget the secret passages and obscure wardrobe storage compartments either. Very sinister, wardrobes, wossname.

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Self-control is the chief element of self-respect; self-respect is the chief element of courage. - Thucydides

[Hennessy]

Quoting xsilence from 18:16, 9th Mar 2008

Quoting Hennessy from 10:51, 9th Mar 2008
As long as they are not Wiccans I have no holy war against them.

...eh? Is this a serious statement or some kind of ironic sarcasm I'm obviously overlooking? As a Pagan in St. Andrews, it's occasionally difficult to grow the required thick skin.

No in all seriousness I have sworn an undying crusade against all wiccans. I was surveilling the Caer Caledon society earlier today for possible pagan behaviour, apart from the superabundance of legolas hairdos and silly little beards there was no obvious Wiccan behaviour.
Alas until my next shipment of silver arrows and holy hand grenades arrive from the Vatican by UPS I would be powerless against them anyway, armed as they are with the blunt weapons of yesteryear.

Just out of curiousity, is there a coven located closeby to St Andrews? I need to hit my performance target of clearing at least one out by May or Father O'Reilly from HR will be on my back again.

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"What happened to Spoon?"
"There is no Spoon"
Dog Soldiers

[rob 'f*ck off' wine boy]

there was a landmine in their bed, oh yes, little sleepy bears suspect nothing when its nighty bysey time BOOm HAhahahAHA

[Hennessy]

Quoting rob 'f*ck off' wine boy from 02:54, 10th Mar 2008
there was a landmine in their bed, oh yes, little sleepy bears suspect nothing when its nighty bysey time BOOm HAhahahAHA

I'm pretty sure you could do with an exorcism there, mate. Sounds like you could give little Regan a run for her bloody money.

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"What happened to Spoon?"
"There is no Spoon"
Dog Soldiers