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Re: End of the World: Zombies

Postby bdw on Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:42 am

RedCelt69 wrote:
LonelyPilgrim wrote:Vampires only bite virgins?


I did make a point of saying that my reference point was vampire films, not books. I grew up with Peter Cushing & Christopher Lee, not Bram Stoker & Anne Rice.


Opening Christmas presents must have been fun for the young RedCelt:

"Me first, me first! What's this going to be - bet it's a tennis racquet!
Or.... a crucifix.
Cheers Pete - no, no, I didn't really want a bicycle.
This had better be bloody spectacular, Chris.
Garlic.
Seriously mate. Garlic? Really?! And why every sodding year?"
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Re: End of the World: Zombies

Postby Hennessy on Fri Nov 21, 2008 6:36 pm

Got to agree with Redcelt here: ridiculous numbers of startup British films to receieve decent amounts of finance and publicity since Sean of the Dead has been in the "Zombie Horror" or "End of the World (in the UK)" genres. While some of these are good and some of them are written by lazy overweight soap writers from Grimbsy, the genre is tired and should be left to die. Plus zombies arent terrifying any more, because even if Nick Frost can fend them off for the length of nearly an entire movie while also being technically retarded, anybody has a good chance at surviving, even the most slack-jawed of St Andrews inhabitants. Vampires, equally, arent very scary any more, because of buffy mainly, and the fact that over the years the number of ways to defeat them seems to have grown exponentially from crosses and holy water to silver bullets, stakes, decapitation, sunlight, collapsing building on them, standing on holy ground, driving trucks into them, and even pushing them down the stairs! (I can't possibly name every movie where this has happened, safe to say I watch too much MST3K). The poor guys have gone from being the elite of the horror genre to it's lowly footsoldiers, unable to control even a horde of zombies themselves!

The only thing that scares me now is tiny japanese women with too much hair!

Russians invading Aberdeen, that's scarier, and even more likely!
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Re: End of the World: Zombies

Postby Rifleman on Sat Nov 22, 2008 5:26 am

A) Wake up. Go to sports corner, grab two bats. Take care of Philip (housemate not step dad). Have a cup of tea (Yorkshire preferably) Get to the guns. Head to Whey Pat. Drink beer till my reactions are slower than the zombie's. Die in futile fight.

B) Wake up. Go to sports corner, grab two bats. Take care of Philip (housemate not step dad). Have a cup of tea (Yorkshire preferably). Head to the Pat. Live off nachos and pork scratching till cholesterol hits the roof and I die of heart attack.

C) See that Phil is a zombie. Cry/shout into the air in pain and misery. Kill Phil, then me just like in the zombie murder-suicide pact we agreed on when signing the tenancy contract back in May.
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