What do you put on the barbecue?

[munchingfoo]

Pigs

MOTHER FUCKING PIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

[Guest]

Hollow out an orange, crack an egg or two into it, cover in tin foil, put on bbq, YUM

[Anon.]

There used to be "Sinner Dinners" and other such things, back in ye olden days.

I was at the first one!

[orudge]

Depending on how many people want to come, I'm not sure I can afford to feed everyone, but a formula that worked at previous Sinner Dinners was for me to provide loads of food and some drink, then everyone chip in £3 or £4, and bring more booze as they saw fit. How does that sound?

Count me in!

[munchingfoo]

I'll probably be able to attend, date dependant of course.

[Oli]

I realise that although I thought I'd invited everyone, I didn't get the word round to enough people about Saturday's BBQ, though as I only really decided to do it on Friday afternoon, that did make it a bit tricky to spread the word.
I also tried using Facebook as the word-spreading medium (well, it does say that it helps me connect and share...) and now I realise that not EVERYONE relies on it (praise be! there IS intelligent life outside FB!) Setting up a Facebook group after 25 hours without sleep, 18 of which were spent working/counting doesn't work very well...

So if we get this together with a fortnight to go, and nothing breaks in the meantime, there should be sufficient notice, and if people are still communicating in the old fashioned way (talking to each other), then no one should be left out!

The Orange Egg sounds intriguing! (and is it just me, or is Mr Foo somewhat remeniscent of Moshgirl in that piiigggg photo?)

[Fawksie]

Judge for yourself, Sinners.

[Thalia]

I just know the sinner BBQ's gonna happen on the 3rd/4th when i'll be away for my mum's birthday - very sad

[Power Metal Dom]

Sinner Dinner sounds brilliants. I'd love to know a few faces behind the usernames.

[RandomMusings]

I'm up for it too! Dissertation depending.......

[Duggeh]

My dissertation is due in Monday. Then I get to catch up with all the work I havent been doing for my modules because of it. I shall be saving up my barbeque spam for when the real summer gets here I think.

[Hennessy]

My dissertation is due in Monday. Then I get to catch up with all the work I havent been doing for my modules because of it. I shall be saving up my barbeque spam for when the real summer gets here I think.

yo' mama

[sushiguru]

Meat, meat and more meat - plus a little salmonella. Vegetarians take note: barbecues are for meat, not vegetables. In fact, the only addition required at a BBQ is a pack of bread rolls to stuff more meat into. Salad is for rabbits to eat, then you eat the rabbits.

Method:

• Obtain BBQ (or open flame-proof container)
• Pile on charcoal
• Add cup of lighter fluid/petrol
• Strike match and lob-in from a semi-safe distance
• Pat-out flames on eyebrows
• Go away and drink beer for 2 hours until charcoal is all grey and hot
• Cook meat until a good vet can get it back on its feet, whilst drinking beer; it's also OK to give the cooking meat a drink of beer too
• Be careful if spit-roasting and be suitably protected
• Retrieve meat from BBQ and eat
• Go back to step 7 until no meat left
• Find random objects to burn until you run out of beer
• Retire

[Haunted]

Safety first. You can't retire until you've extinguished that fire and by this point you should have an ample supply of processed beer fluid desperate to escape it's prison and be freed all over the flames.