The Sinner's Guide - We Need You!

[zipporah]

I'll have a look after exams, but I think I've added info for everything I know about already.

[Delts]

After exams I'm sure I'll spend some time updating it.

[orudge]

By which you mean "during revision week when I need some procrastination", surely?

[Hennessy]

Accomodation page is shocking, this needs to be updated ASAP.

[Fawksie]

Accomodation page is shocking, this needs to be updated ASAP.

Kindly piss off and do it yourself

[Hennessy]

I've only ever lived in AP, so unless you want it to go a bit like this:
University Hall
Annoying to sit next to in the pub, favourite, indeed only vocabulary is to chant the name of their hall over over again. Win at everything, which is another reason I hate them
Fife Park
For the poorest of the poor students, and a few weirdoes who insist it's the best hall ever and probably won't leave even as they bulldoze it, which might be a good thing.
Regs
Oink, oink, oink. Daddy's done well with his face in the trough hasn't he? He even managed to stop making money out of the misery of others for long enough to rut with your horse-faced mother and produce you! (actually this could apply to Sallies as well)
DRA
Might as well live in a hotel. Hotels have room service.
John Burnet Hall
Small, and full of the kind of people who would put time and effort into finding and raping your sister if they thought they could get away with it.
McIntosh Hall
Frank lives here, apparently. Enough said really.
New Hall and Melville Hall
Bit of a blank on the map, evidently aren't that great as they tend to have a high turnover of first years. Grouch a lot about their food being cooked and ready to eat as soon as they get up. Cunts!

Not exactly wikipedian impartiality is it? Better get someone else to do it, or better still, do it YOURSELF, o moderator in charge of such things (just go to the uni website and nick everything)

[orudge]

Eh, I dunno, that doesn't sound like such a bad write-up to me.

[Fawksie]

Everyone I knew in Regs was quite normal and not a bit daddy's-darling yah. Especially those in the Annexe.

As for me doing it, MediaWiki makes me come out in a rash. I will probably get pissed off at the mess and impose order on the Sinner's Guide at some point though. I spent a couple of days sorting out the STAR tech team wiki in a similar fashion and I swore off touching it again for a considerable period.