What's the story...

[Portly Steve]

20 packets of walkers crisps (the ear free versions)

Meanwhile, back in gotham...



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Fear is the Mindkiller
Fear is the little death that brings total oblivion
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[off he goes]

[s][b]Portly Steve wrote on 15:47, 3rd
Meanwhile, back in gotham...

...the city was enjoying an unseasonable warmth, which could only mean...



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sheets of empty canvas
untouched sheets of clay

[Clonion]

that the earth's gravity was failing, due to...

[hr]"If I want to quantify anything, I measure it against Clones. There is nothing you will ever encounter in life you haven't seen in some form in Clones"
Neil Jordan

[Pender Native]

was inexplicably wearing a cowboy hat and luminous pink legwarmers and carrying....

[Victoria]

a large "hiccup" which was experienced after too much fizzy pop. the only way to stop gravity failing was to...

[hr]jesus loves u

[off he goes]

...stage a national cracker-eating contest, strangely enough. However, moment before the contest was to start, who was to strut down the street to halt proceedings but...

[hr]sheets of empty canvas
untouched sheets of clay

[Victoria]

Mr and Mr Ross. Infact, strutting is not right. Gayly dancing. Yes, Mr and Mrs Ross came gayly dancing along the street, handing out John's Gospels and proclaiming "for god did not send his son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him...John 3:17). On witnessing the attempted gravity-saving cracker eating, the couple...

[hr]jesus loves u

[Victoria]

Mr and Mrs Ross. Infact, strutting is not right. Gayly dancing. Yes, Mr and Mrs Ross came gayly dancing along the street, handing out John's Gospels and proclaiming "for god did not send his son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him...John 3:17). On witnessing the attempted gravity-saving cracker eating, the couple...

[hr]jesus loves u

[Prophet Tenebrae]

burst into flames after drinking too much petrol but that left one question...

[Kibet]

...should the juice for the cracker competition be used to douse the flames on the screaming flamers or should it be drank by the particpants. after ten seconds the competitors decided on...

[Victoria]

dousing the flames, as after all, there are still students to be saved, and who better for the job than Mrs Ross? However, after her ordeal, it appears that Mrs Ross is not quite herself and to the shock and amusement of observers...

[hr]jesus loves u

[TheGamesMaster]

she won the cracker competition! Thus,

[Kibet]

...winning the 18 inch dildo which she started using right away on...

[Setsuna]

... all those heathens that believe in evolution and sex before marriage. However, she was stopped by...

[piers]

Bungle from Rainbow. Who then ran down the street with...

[helen b]

a large red apple which was possessed and therefore...

[Clonion]

... was made rector of St Andrews, something Clem tried to stop by...

[hr]"If I want to quantify anything, I measure it against Clones. There is nothing you will ever encounter in life you haven't seen in some form in Clones"
Neil Jordan

[Kibet]

... Eating the apple but he himself became possessed by the spirit of...

[underworlddreams]

...Margaret Thatcher.

Clement Freud, empowered by the evil spirit of Thatcher, proceeded to pass a bill within the university, meaning that all students would have to...

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It's hard to look you in the face when we are talking / So it helps to have a mirror in the room...

[Clonion]

worship him as a god and walk on their...

[hr]"If I want to quantify anything, I measure it against Clones. There is nothing you will ever encounter in life you haven't seen in some form in Clones"
Neil Jordan