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I can't wait for junk mail

Postby Power Metal Dom on Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:33 am

Because then I might get to try this out!

Use "Postage Paid" Envelopes to mail a brick to junk mailers!

http://officeofstrategicinfluence.com/bulkmailer/

^_^

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Postby Bizarre Atheist on Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:11 pm

I went through a stage last summer of using postage paid enveloped to send out leaves, paper clips, bit of fluff etc back to junk mailers, with a note explaining that I had taken to posting things to addresses at random and that they were my lucky winner this week.

This is why I need to get a job.
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Postby mispy on Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:58 pm

Presumably you have to find a brick that'll fit through a pillar box slot though. I'd be surprised if the response of Post Office workers on being handed a box with a pre-paid envelope stuck to it and containing something heavy wasn't piss off.
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Postby Hennessy on Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:08 pm

Must confess I like this idea, but would never be bored enough to do it, junk mail rarely pisses me off enough to go to such lengths as carrying a brick to the local post office to send it back

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Postby Power Metal Dom on Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:54 pm

To be honest I wouldn't even know about the availability of bricks around where I live, but just sending something back to let them know you don't appreciate their crap is the point I think. The brick idea in the article was supposed to cost them money or something.

Hmm but what should I send?

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Postby theshadowhost on Thu May 01, 2008 2:09 pm

this is awesome.

especially cause what i could do is post all the bank statements of fuckers who didnt change their address to the spammers.

hopefully they get all their money taken and they starve. - its sort of a forced darwin award.

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