(Your name) needs...

[Biitchboy]

Unfortunately Chris Needs is an actual person- some famous gardener apparently. But amidst results for him I got:

Chris needs your sex talk
Chris needs to give me cancer
Chris needs a Chyfeillion (may be welsh!)
Chris needs feeding
Chris needs to kick the ass of the dude who wrote this!
Chris needs to stay alive
Chris needs to ditch the macaroni jewelry
Chris needs some man love... fast
Chris needs a little makeover
Chris needs your prayers and a miracle to recover
Chris needs to stop screaming
Chris needs to tour the USA
Chris needs to email the Secret Service

[orudge]

Owen needs to regain confidence for England.
Owen needs lots of friends.
Owen needs things.
Owen needs more than Charlie can give him.
Owen needs a kidney.
Owen needs Champions League action.
Owen needs to prove a point.

[hr]

http://www.owenrudge.net/
http://standrews.facebook.com/profile.php?id=37103734

[theshadowhost]

Greg Needs Your Help
Greg needs another arm
Greg needs to find a conservative middle-ground strategy that provides globalization
Greg Needs Eddie's Diet
Auntie Greg Needs You!
Greg Needs a Friend
Greg needs to settle thin in West Virginia.
Greg Needs Your Bone Marrow !

[Duggeh]

Psychologist says Douglas needs help
Douglas gets a health check
Douglas Needs Bicep Surgery

It seems im not well.

[hr]

IMAGE:www.macintyre42.plus.com/images/tb2-100.jpg
Duggeh: Master Of Ceremonies

[felix]

felix needs a ride to his veterinarian in Queens
felix needs a left handed walking cane
felix needs a slap now and then
felix needs Good Home
felix needs an album project
felix needs an operation soon
the last thing felix needs to see is the stork


Louise needs a juggling trick
Louise needs to know which teen rock band she should be following this week
Louise needs a Cooling
Louise needs your vote on Wed 23rd
Louise needs a keyworker so she can 'be herself'
the last thing Louise needs is a glass of lemonade

[hr]

It is easier to get forgiveness than permission

[Bread Roll]

Catherine needs a sanctuary, periodic retreat from the world
Catherine needs to integrate spiritual energy
Catherine needs another yacht!
Catherine Needs A Tinfoil Hat
Catherine needs katieplayer bookmarking information
An Editor’s Report is what Catherine needs
Catherine needs many things to grow
Catherine needs the constant support of her loved ones
Catherine needs to **** it up and show some sort of dignity
Catherine needs to put her everyday chair in the car

And many more...

[hr]

And it is, it is a glorious thing to be a pirate king...

[flarewearer]

your mother is always with you
your mother is my secret lover
your mother is wearing combat boots
your mother is calling you
your mother is calling you home
your mother is not far from you
your mother is a tool bar
your mother is totally gay
your mother is a whore tee
your mother is on crack rock
your mother is obese
your mother is a flaming aardvark
your mother is fat
your mother is proud
your mother is crazy
your mother is ugly or not is beside the point
your mother is wearing combat boots and buying them online
your mother is the
your mother is a martyr
your mother is always with you your mother is always with you
your mother is caring for you my child
your mother is still young and it appears that she is in need of some real help
your mother is a whore email or page mom from
your mother is not far from you" jessie baston
your mother is actively enjoying her later years
your mother is a saboteur
your mother is irritated as she corrects your son
your mother is the only person that knows more about you than you know about yourself
your mother is my fetus bigcraig187


[hr]

[Guster]

-Tim needs your help
-So what does Tim think that Tim needs?
-What Tim needs is family, friends, and just enough stuff
-Tim needs a theme
-Tim needs approving by Sheralee
-CHURCH of TIM - news: Tim Needs YOU!
-Tim Needs a Shirt
-Tim needs to develop a sense of trust in trustworthy adults
-Tim needs more hugs
-Tim needs to know that his actions are going to land him in the gutter -- literally
-Tim needs to marry, sire children, teach them to dance and play flute


I love the fact that there's a CHURCH of TIM...
Some of it's true, some just random. Tims must be different in other places.

[hr]

http://www.my.ws/timshall

[duckgirl]

Georgina needs 24-hr notice
Georgina needs to get a grip
Georgina needs medication
Georgina needs little to no direction
Georgina needs to be re-examined

hmmmn a little disturbing...

[Happy-Go-Lucky]

Ooh, I'm liking mine. I'm getting a good giggle out of them:

Chloe needs a man.
Chloe needs to be more careful.
Chloe needs HELP people!!!
Chloe nees a boyfriend.
Chloe doesn't need to die.
CHLOE NEEDS TO BE STOPPED!
Chloe needs to go smack Lex's (gorgeous) bald head around

[flossy]

"Flossy needs to defend the castle by throwing things at the alligators"



[hr]

All in all, I'd say I prefer electrons to people.

[Colleen]

Colleen needs support to do some of her schoolwork
Colleen needs the final contact information by Tuesday
Colleen needs to get a life
Colleen needs to record and distribute her songs
Colleen needs to stop making Lily jealous and get herself a job
Needs To Grow Up Or Find Someone That's More Her Own Age!
COLLEEN NEEDS TO GET DRUNK


It is astonishing how many of those are true. Although I think that Colleen is a character in an American soap, which skewed it a bit.

[theflirt]

Jill needs Jack, flat tires just suck LOL
Jill needs to keep her trap shut about things she knows NOTHING about
Jill needs a resolution
Jill needs counseling to help her heal her childhood wounds
Jill needs to find his daughter (slightly confused i think)

[hr]

Oh pants!

[Smith]

Meg Ryan needs a bra...
Ryan needs special care
Ryan needs to be supervised because he can be physically aggressive
Ryan needs one more win
Ryan needs a host
Ryan needs to think of a good screen name
Ryan needs your advice
Ryan needs to give back $25000
Ryan needs to floss more.
........

I think this is the best...

Ryan needs to apologize to the pregnant 11 year olds.

[hr]

Cake, and fine wine.

[beanie_anne]

Karleen needs support to be able to train twenty hours a week.
Karleen needs to iron the clothes and cook some hot meals.
karleen needs to make ME dinner.


[hr]

"Enough is Enough...I've had it with these snakes"

[AliceX]

Alexandra needs to steal Mary's stylist
Alexandra needs a wonderful worm farm
Alexandra needs some of her OWN family, not her brother Alan's
Alexandra needs to walk to the next site
Alexandra needs to stop dressing so damn fussy
Alexandra needs a fun au pair
Alexandra needs far more sex..and the slightly contradictory...Alexandra needs a chastity belt
Alexandra needs some anger managment classes

Alexandra needs to know she’s loved (I agree)

[novium]

on edit: since bramble already got all those, I decided to do the googlism ones. Which are not "needs"...but are still pretty funny. here goes:
rachel is a dork
rachel is 1 day old
rachel is unhappy
rachel is an intelligent
rachel is sitting in the living room
rachel is my heroine
rachel is a lesbian sex goddess

[hr]

sed tamen ira procul absit, cum qua nihil recte fieri, nihil considerate potest.

[bramble]

Quoting novium from 18:38, 11th May 2006
Rachel needs:
...to be responsible
...Some Good Thoughts.
...help when she enters Manhattan's meat-packing district to help three transvestite hookers find out who murdered one of their friends.
... to throw more bacon parties

[hr]
sed tamen ira procul absit, cum qua nihil recte fieri, nihil considerate potest.

Hehehe i posted those above! Isnt our name great?! I especially like the transvestite one

[hr]

Ich will die Ruhe stören...

[holden caulfield]

Holden Caulfield Needs Logotherapy
HOLDEN CAULFIELD needs show help in florida
Holden Caulfield needs the support of the environment
Holden Caulfield needs help with our tour!
Holden Caulfield needs a hug
holden caulfield needs to be a real boy
Holden Caulfield needs some partners in crime
Holden Caulfield needs to be immediately be placed on Prozac, Paxil, and Zoloft

I think the last one may be about right at the moment

[Wee Nic the Dobber!!!!!]

Nicola needs to retain sufficient cash to meet her income needs

Nicola needs better advice and direction

Nicola needs you

Nicola needs to embrace the natural qualities of his hair

Nicola needs to finish coloring

Nicola needs to be Nikilla

Nicola needs the cash to increase her wardrobe and to be able to look suitably fuck-able for her adoring perverts. However, she cannot live on money alone! ...