The First Entry

[tg]

Funny how the episode (s) is more amusing when read online (i.e shared with 7 thousand students) than when simply revealed to me as a hit my drive off the ninth tee.

all very classy, my compliments to DMB.

[threekings]

Just a SHOUT OUT to all my HOLLABACK guys.
Futhermore DMC and i will be commencing our exclusive pudding club in the coming week.
First port of call: The Seafood Restaurant. Then moving down south we will hit some of the following: Le Gavroche, Le Caprice, The Oxo Tower, Nobu Berkeley, Maze, probably The Ivy, The Gallery At Sketch, The Wolseley and UMU. Most importantly we will conclude our tour at THE FAT DUCK (Heston Blumenthal'S EGG AND BACON ICE CREAM IS A MUST).

Naturally we will post our culinary thoughts here for all to see.

Thanks SINNERS XXXXXXX

[DrAlex]

Are you a Londoner, mate?

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"But, I really love your arrogant overtones [, Alex] (I still like you, man)."-threekings

[threekings]

DMM is off to York tonight for a weekend of debauched behaviour with all of THE GUYS from home, i can already sense that he is totally up for it after a frankly dissapointing evening in dundee last night. DMB is back on the booze train tonight after a day off to recover after wednesdays 'excesses', no dount we will be seeing more of the same tonight, i shall try to keep you all posted. I think i may well have another night with at least some of the family, almost certainly DeutscheDMC as i havn't seen her in a while. I wonder if DMB and DMT will see eachother tonight, i havn't seen DMT in a while, so i just hope he is totally alright. Bop Carnage Prediction - 7 (Moderate to Boptacular)

[threekings]

Quoting DrAlex from 14:05, 7th Oct 2005
Are you a Londoner, mate?

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"But, I really love your arrogant overtones [, Alex] (I still like you, man)."-threekings

Well i basically am. Home for me resides on the outskirts. DMC on the other hand spends half his time in the vicinty of south Ken. So yeah, seems FINE.

Are you a londoner MAN?
If so, i propose DMC,DMB, you and i, should all meet at the Dorchester, and MAX OUT at the KRUG ROOM.
Do we have a DEAL man?

[DrAlex]

Yeah I was born and raised in St John's Wood. The Dorchester is practically my back yard.

What's the BCP?

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"But, I really love your arrogant overtones [, Alex] (I still like you, man)."-threekings

[threekings]

Quoting DrAlex from 17:38, 7th Oct 2005
Yeah I was born and raised in St John's Wood. The Dorchester is practically my back yard.

What's the BCP?

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"But, I really love your arrogant overtones [, Alex] (I still like you, man)."-threekings

Lovely part of the world to grow up in i say.
BCP= Bop Carnage Prediction.
So are we all going to the dorchester or WHAT? xxx

[DrAlex]

Depends, I meant to ask what the Carnage Prediction was for the Dorchester?

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"But, I really love your arrogant overtones [, Alex] (I still like you, man)."-threekings

[threekings]

Quoting DrAlex from 11:39, 8th Oct 2005
Depends, I meant to ask what the Carnage Prediction was for the Dorchester?

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"But, I really love your arrogant overtones [, Alex] (I still like you, man)."-threekings

With you and i there...at least a DCP of 7.5

[dj bagel]

hey i was the dj last night at the lizard and just wanted to put my view of the situation across as i know i angered quite a few people by stopping the tunes. it was only my 2nd ever set and just felt the gross misconduct which was infiltrating my dancefloor had to be stopped- maybe it is a sign that i play phat beats but i wanted more than just the two randy buggers to enjoy themselves! no harm done though as it was actually quite a good show! all in all, a good night was had once i started to spin my funky old skool beats, which eventually had all the gansta's hitting the floor, grinding and maxing with the fresh chicoladas.

Peace out....

[tg]

give us a frikkin update!

[threekings]

Hello threekings fans,
sorry its been so long but we've been a bit snowed under as of late, but i think i can spare a few minutes to keep you all up to date with whats been going on in the lives of the threekings. First off, apologies to anyone who noticed the post about DMB's antics has been deleted. She's been going on about "getting all embarrassed" whenever she reads it so it came down after DMM gave her the password, but fear not blog fans, the passowrd has been changed!!! Anyway, DMM came back from York with many a tale to tell, including how himslef and the rest of the GUYS decided to "kick shit out of some english prick" who was apparently singing "you can stick your haggis up your arse", or someother witty tune. DMS, DMG DMA and myself played Sunday league footie on, wait for it, Sunday. DMA was all over the park, takles were literally FLYING in from all angles, how he didnt get sent off was a mystery. DMS was up front but didnt get to see much action, not through a lack of action from out midfield maestro DMG though, he was marvellous. i subbed myself off after 65 mins due to overall tiredness, and realising that i wasnt as good as everyone else. DMM and DMS have gone out to a house party tonight, apparently tuesday is the new friday for DMS??? i knew something was up when i heard CRUNK blaring out of the speakers in the drawing room at 8pm when i walked in, and all i could smell was pizza, beer and red aftershock. i fear for their lives tonight, especially DMS who has only just got over a nasty stomach bug which kept him in bed on friday night until midday saturday, and it wasnt his bed!!! whose bed? i hear you asking, well he was in DRA with a young lady who i believe to be his academic daughter..........leave that to you blog fans to work out!!!! Meanwhile DMA and myself have come to do some work at the microlab. DMB may well be seeing her new squeeze at the mo, best leave it a while before we head back to the flat anyway.....

threekings

[threekings]

DMA probably should have recieved some sort of medal, maybe the VC after his performance on sunday. He was a rock, and his leadership was akin to maximus'when he defeated the germanic hoardes.

[threekings]

Good morning threekings fans!!!!
As i write DMA, DMS and myself are hitting the procrastination hard in the microlab, although we are all getting a little bit scared about some of the ghosts that clearly live around here. Last weekend was fairly heavy for all of us, DMB and myslef were busting some absurd moves at the Vic in the main room, i even saw some of the breakdancing society looking on with envy. Meanwhile in the other room at the Vic DMG seemed surprised that after ordering up to £60 worth of wine, and then parading around with his trousers round his ankles he was asked by the barman, "dont you think you've had enough?" This was obviously greeted with "No, i want the finest wines availlable to humanity, and i want them here, and i want them now". Reports that all the Vic could supply when greeted with this request was a bottle of 2001 Pinot Grigio have yet to be confirmed. While DMB and I walked home together she took the opportunity to bite me as hard as possible on my upper left arm, i tried not to scream, but it REALLY HURT. the bruise remains to this day as a battle scar. Friday night was another cracker, Deutsche DMC was so maxed in Bridges that she was speaking with her eyes open, DMS pulled (and what else we ask) a girl whose actual age turned out to be far below what he thought, or so he says, DMM was replaced as the biggest drinker in the flat my myself after alot of diesal had gone on. DMS was off his face early doors after watching Leeds and Sheffield United draw, so perhaps his later behaviour can be excused. As per normal we ended up at the union where i descided to order 8 pints of diesel and play the colonel puff puff drinking game with the OTC boys. This turned out to be an error of MONUMENTAL proportions, i may has well have just sat down and downed them. Saturday was TERRIBLE, still feeling rough from friday it took a BIBLICAL effort to get me on the booze train, and i then got rather drunk and tired at the some time, thus ended up feeling rubbish. who said class A drugs were bad? at least you dont fall asleep. Went to a house party which didnt have ANY music playing whatsoever, and was what can only be described as a sausagefest, not a great night.

Catch you guys soon, peace out

[tg]

thank the lord for this, very timely, update.

not hearing from the threekings team is comparable to not having your trousers down when clearly off your tits...

i mean, yes there is one sense in which it is jejunely nonsensical...but c'mon where would we all be without such tales of debauchery, wanton violence...and in some cases child molestation?

( i feel i may have crossed a line with this last example)...

[threekings]

I believe, somewhat, that a line was indeed crossed there...

[threekings]

Don't worry guys, everyone here is still totally mates. xxx

[Guest]

I think this post has lost its appeal...

[Mr Comedy]

I totally disagree. More updates please!

[threekings]

good evening threekings fans!!!!
goodness me, what a time we've all been having recently; love, booze, drugs and music all playing a major part in the lives of threekings. Reading week has been great for me, went to milan with deutsche DMC, had a great time meeting up with Italian DMA. DMA had a fairly stock time at home, as did DMM, DMB. DMG headed up north to his old school to inflict his own 'special' type of performance upon the assembled dignatories at the opening of a new theatre. Apparently some rather inbred members of a german family were kicking aboud giving out some fairly suspect chat. I got back to scotland on thursday and stayed in edinburgh with DMM, got utterly shitfaced at his, then went to the Opal lounge to look stupid smoking some montecristos, then onto somewhere called MASSA, somewhere which can only be described as a MEAT MARKET, DMM was trying to get toally CRUNK, but ended up just getting totally DRUNK. £1 a drunk+£100 ATM withdrawl=DMM chundering into my SHOE/all over my new clothes while i slept peacefully in my bed. I was not best pleased come the morning. Intended to crack on with my essay on friday night, but DMS, DMT, DMB and DMG all coerced me into going out. Steins at Golf Place followed by the union (via the backdoor, couldn't be arsed queueing) Lots of booze, saw the academic kids which was nice. DMS was off his faced having been forced to down LITRES of diesel in golf place. He then decided to invite EVERYONE he (barely) knew back to the palace for a 'houseparty'. About 2.48 around half the population of the east neuk of fife strolled in the front door (left open by DMS, helpfully), I told the ugly chicks and the fit guys to piss off, leaving only the cream of fife behind. A few round of 'categories; and DMS had to retire to DRA, not an un-common occurence these days........DMB got some absurd chat from a guy who wrote down messages in his 'write messages' part of his phone, and then passed them to her, very smooth mate, very smooth. DMB will not be meeting up with mystery man. I palmed my tickets for scotland/argentina onto DMM who then had to miss the england footy match/x factor to watch his country lose in an empty, cold stadium. I think i made the right decision staying at home. Work and some mind increasing/altering drugs beckon for myslef tonight, DMG may well join me. May well post later under the influence..........Stay cool guys/gals

threekings