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[Haunted]

Quoting munchingfoo from 14:40, 21st Jul 2008
The wall is also infinitely tall, therefore has infinite mass.

Aha, if the wall has infinite mass then it will take an infinite amount of time to accelerate i.e. we can tunnel under and not have it fall on us.
Cake for all

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[MaverickMenzies]

If the topology of the space is compact (like a cylinder) then just keep going to the left and you will appear on the right and you can eat the cake.

[Guest]

Quoting iab2 from 18:49, 23rd Jul 2008
Dammit, will the solution ever appear?

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I agree. Damn you Zorborro.

[munchingfoo]

Quoting Haunted from 21:11, 23rd Jul 2008

Quoting munchingfoo from 14:40, 21st Jul 2008
The wall is also infinitely tall, therefore has infinite mass.

Aha, if the wall has infinite mass then it will take an infinite amount of time to accelerate i.e. we can tunnel under and not have it fall on us.
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That's (almost) what I said in my next post.

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"The entirety of these definitions lie outside the gamut of the sRGB color space — such a pure color cannot be represented using RGB primaries. The color swatch to the right is a desaturated approximation, created by taking the centroid of the standard definition and moving it towards the D65 white point, until it meets the sRGB gamut triangle."

[Haunted]

You made the distance infinite, I made the time infinite.

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[househunter]

Quoting Haunted from 14:08, 24th Jul 2008
You made the distance infinite, I made the time infinite.

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Fucking Physics PhD students.

[Zoltan]

Rules:

1. It is delicious cake, you MUST eat it. There is no option to not eat the cake.

2. Wall is impenetrable.

3. Tunneling will make the wall fall and crush you. No exceptions.

4. Ground is not Earth/planet so you can't walk the opposite way until you loop round to the cake.

You didnt say you cant climb over the wall did you? Working with Rule 1 that the wall is impenatrable I assume you cant drill through it but you didnt say how high the wall is. Stepping over a 1 foot impenetrable wall means that I can have my cake and eat it too.

[Zoltan]

Zoltan obviously cannot read properly.