NEDS!

[Quentinfetishwoman]

[s]Humphrey wrote on 18:54, 16th May 2004:
http://www.villageboys.freewebspace.com/index.html

This site belongs to the Village Young Scheme crew and if you believe the blurb they have access to machetes, numchucks and what looks like a samurai sword, I remain sceptical.


Theres a picture of one of them banging a dog. Does not surprise me in the slightest.


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"Horror by definition is the emotion of pure revulsion. Terror by the same standard is that of fearful anticipation"-Dario Argento

[Campbell]

[s]Humphrey wrote on 19:11, 16th May 2004:

A Gimp to a Ned isnt exactly a promotion



debatable

[Humphrey]

http://www.nmyt.tk/

Read the 'History' section

We are the NMYT and we run the fuckin show We are called the North Motherwell Young Team because we are fae North Motherwell (well fancy that!) We are also called the Jawz Boyz coz everycunt used tae git stabbed oan the arse N thats basically fuckin it so fuck off n read another part e the site

[Quentinfetishwoman]

Is getting stabbed in the ass some sort of prerequisite?

[hr]"Horror by definition is the emotion of pure revulsion. Terror by the same standard is that of fearful anticipation"-Dario Argento

[shocked]

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Dude, get out more!

[Ned_fan]

Ahh...
Those ned sites have provided me with a whole evening's entertainment!! Top class. Can't believe I have lived 20 years of my life without knowing these legends exist. If anyone else finds more websites, please post them! It beats revision!!

[Humphrey]

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Dude, get out more!


Can't I'm afraid. Have been stuck in the libury and I cant be fucked revising for a module I only need two eights in

[Quentinfetishwoman]

http://members.lycos.co.uk/chuffeyt/
'Double dropped a couple of smilie faces in the train station, I wiz eccied by the time I got to Bathgate!Fuckin jammin!'

http://pub2.bravenet.com/guestbook/161889898/



[hr]"Horror by definition is the emotion of pure revulsion. Terror by the same standard is that of fearful anticipation"-Dario Argento

[Marco Biagi]

These can't be real. Surely. The only thing neds know about computers is how much they can hawk them for down the Barras.

[Quentinfetishwoman]

Yeah, I kind of wondered where they would get the knowledge to build websites like that. Maybe they have a contract with Buckfast? The neds promote it and Buckfast do sites for them. After all, neds probably account for most of their takings, if not all.

[hr]"Horror by definition is the emotion of pure revulsion. Terror by the same standard is that of fearful anticipation"-Dario Argento

[LeopardSkinQueen]

A lot of those sites are from templates the webspace provider gives- and it's just a matter of inserting text into the html and uploading.

Anyway, neds have a very good motivation for learning the basics of computers and the internet. That reason is simple.

Free porn.

[Humphrey]

Just got this message from the webmaster at Glasgowsurvival.co.uk

Hey,

I seen your Ned website thread on the forum and was wondering if you'd let
me add it to the site as a kind of 'ned site reviews by Humphrey' section? I
think people would like that!

Steve

Christsakes!, every time I find myself a hobby it turns into a fucking obsession

[David Bean]

I used to think like Marco, but then I had a look at them and realised that it's just impossible - there are just too many of the sites around and, more importantly, many of them have guestbooks where there's all manner of dross written by them and all of their neddish little 'friends'. It's impossible that they could all be parodies - or at least utterly implausible, because even the most dedicated satyrist wouldn't be bothered to produce all those endless piles of badly-programmed drivel.

Although, the potential for a satyrical ned-style yah gang's web site is limitless...

[hr]"And all the people rejoiced, and said: 'God save the King! Long live the King! ...May the King live forever!'" - Handel, 'Zadok the Priest'

[Humphrey]

Assuming anyone still gives a fuck about Ned sites (god knows you must be sick of them by now) here are a load more reviews I did for Glasgowsurvival.co.uk

This is the home of the 209 crew, I have no idea what the significance of the number is

http://www.lambhillboyz1.2004.freewebsp ... index.html

These lads are are fairly self confident about their fighting ability

WE DON'T TAKE NO SHITE FROM ANY CUNT

WE'VE HAD 2 SHOW THE CADDER, LINDALE, MILTON & POSSO HOW ITS DONE...... SO ANY1 WANT 2 PROVE ANYTHING.

I think what I like about this site is the 'Fight Updates' section, sadly so far they only seem to have had one

24/02/04- FIGHTING WIV THE LINDALE AND THE CADDER. ONLY FEW OF THE BOYZ OOT THAT NITE BUT WE STILL WENT AHEAD NO NEED TO GUESS WHO WON.

The front page features some lad called Tam.G who rather worryingly is pictured posing with an air rifle, clearly he is the neighborhood sniper. The rest of the site consists of rather random photo pages, Neds interspersed with soft core pornography and, rather surreally, pictures of Venice and sunset lit landscapes which are clearly the generic photos provided in web templates. What I think is rather cute is that they have spent time making their NED nicknames into rather attractive logos.

http://www.young-wessy-cauldy.4t.com/

These lads don't give a fuck about the authorities 'FUCK THE POLIS 101%', they just had to go that one percent further. This site consists mainly of morbidly fascinating pics of Neds who abrieviate their surnames i.e Rocco B, Ally G etc.. .The main thing I like about this site is that in one picture caption they manage to miss-spell the word 'the' which I would have thought is the easiest word in the English language to get right

'SOME OF EH TROOPS !!!'

Class!

http://www.freewebs.com/toryglen-young-team/index.htm

Not to be outdone in the realm of political incorrectness, these Neds have adopted the swastika as their gang symbol. I was hoping for pictures of NEDs goosestepping and making Hilter salutes but the photos on this site are fairly standard Ned fare. They may not be burning books yet but they certainly arent reading them. This site is notable for its 'Worst Cunts' section, a rouge's gallery of Neds who this gang have taken a profound dislike to

'LOOK IT THUM HEAVY WORST CUNTS DUNDE CUNTS A HEAVY SMACK HEED PJ THE PEDO JAMBOY WANABE TOKER TONY WIT CIN U SAY ABOOT THIS CUNT HE GETS CHASED AFF THE TINY TEAM GARY WORST CUNT ANTON STATE AE THIS PIC AE HIM HES THT DUMB HE DISNAE KNOW WERE HE IS KANE BIG EARED WANKER DONALD CHASES WEE BOYZ LIKE HIS BRO BENDINGFEILD '

A link on this site directs you to
http://www.toryglenboyz.tk/

which is really just more of the same, the only highlight is a bit of introspective poetry

WHEN I WAS YOUNG

WHEN I WAS YOUNG I HAD SUM SENSE I CHASED THE SCHEME WITH A MONKEY WRENCH WE DID THE SAME TO THE GOVANHILL BOTH THE SCHEME WE R GONNA KILL NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA WHEN I WAS YOUNG IT WAS SO SWEET WE USED TO CHASE THE RUGGY FLEET BUT NOWADYS WE CHASE THE SCHEME THEY SMELL AE SHITE N THEY NEVER CLEAN NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA !!!!!!

Feel free to tell me to get a life, I see it as constructive criticism

[Sleigh]

Wouldn't it be more constructive if you they knew about your criticism?

[hr]Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology.

[Manic23]

Keep it all coming Humphrey, I need my daily fix of NEDS

[Quentinfetishwoman]

I actually signed a few guestbooks, linking this site. Really in the hop that one will trash this thread.

[hr]"Horror by definition is the emotion of pure revulsion. Terror by the same standard is that of fearful anticipation"-Dario Argento

[Humphrey]

Only piece of dissent ive had so far was from this articulate chap

'Bla Bla Blaaa an whit ur u jist a fkn self righteous prick ya fukin bamstick
goan play wae yer poncy pals an drink yer lemonade'

(translation: Blah Blah Blah, you are just a fucking self righteous prick you fucking (unknown, i'm guessing fuckstick?) Go and drink lemonade with your posh mates)

Are Yahs renowned for drinking lemonade?, Oh yeah and while i'm on the subject, what the fuck is a 'bamstick'?

[Humphrey]

http://www.young-posso-fleeto.20megsfree.com/index.html

Another bunch of Neds that call themselves the 'YOUNG POSSO FLEETO NO1' and appear to spend their spare time hanging around the bins drinking bucky. Not much of interest here at all except for the fact they have put a picture of the inside of their local off-licence on the front page. One rather bizzare photo shows a NED brandishing a wrench in one hand and what looks to be a cotton wool bud in the other.

[Humphrey]

http://www.widfarmyt.freewebspace.com/index.html

These Neds have composed a number of gang songs, even by the usual dismal standards of Schemie chants these are fucking pathetic!.

'In this land of Hazy Dazy (What the fuck!!), widfarm Boyz r Fuckn Crazy'



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its like a dream we are the widfarm young team, everywhere we go, we run the show! fuck yer ..............!!
(If its a dream its a fucking nightmare!)

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1team 1 scheme widfarm young team!!


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Tweet tweet widfarm fleet.
clap yer hands
stamp yer feet

(Doing a bird impression isnt in the least bit intimidating!)

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when i wis young when a hud sense a chased the yaldae wi a monky rench we did the same 2 the giffnock boys both of them were gona kill the aw


na na na na na na na na na na na na na

(So let me get this correctly, when you were young and hadn't blown out your brain cells with binge drinking you chased your victims with a monkey wrench, christ I hope I never meet you)

when a wis young it wis so sweet we use to chase the nullosn fleet but now dayz its the young stampy they rum like fuck n leave there tracks a dirt

na na na na na na na na na na na na na