Virginia

[Anonymous]

Why are there so many virgins in this school?

[Thackary]

You're going to have to be a bit more explicit with your question, you fool.

First of all, we don't know which school you're talking about, as you haven't made any reference to your current locale.

Secondly, you haven't told us how big your school is, so we don't know whether your "so many" relates to the sheer number, or the percentage of virgins that you seem so concerned about.

If you've read any of these message boards before, you'll realise that they are read by people with intelligence.
Go on - try and prove your intelligence by asking a sensible question, or stop wasting our time.

[James Baster]

"school" Bet you it was posted by an American.

[Thackary]

I'm not so sure James - we have schools in the UK too.

Could have been from anywhere.

[James Baster]

But, assuming they were talking about this university, I'm only met Americans who have the habit of calling the University School.

[lilies]

he obviously means why are there so many virgins at st. andrews

[S.P.I.G]

How do you know it was a he?

[Chris Satterley]

How does 'he' know there are lots of virgins?

[lilies]

that person obviously means why are there so many virgins at st. andrews

[S.P.I.G]

How do they 'know'? A bit childish!

Answer: Because you're not a big enough slut!

or

Because you're too ugly to satisfy them all!

Happy?

[Derek and the Dominoes.]

I've only found 12.

[Lazy Mutha]

I have a deep affection for this board. Seriously. Whenever there's an undignified question such as this, instead of getting all hyped up about it, scores of people just scoff and rip down the phrasing of the question itself. Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to be sarcastic, I think it's a very respectful way to deal with prats. Kudos to you all!

[luv4Him]

maybe there are actually some sensible people at this school who realize that it is not the plan of God for us all to be having promiscuous sex.

[Prophet Tenebrae]

No, that's what Christians think - and they tend to be wrong about most things.

[luv4Him]

Prophet Tenebrae, the Lord has a plan for us all...He wishes us to love one another but not to the point where we are partaking in random sex. God thinks this is wrong and will eventully condemn such ne'er-do-wellers to the fires below.

[Jean-SaulPartre]

at last! welcome mrs ross to the sinner's message board!

[Chris Satterley]

God tells me to burn things, does that mean I can do it?

[Emma]

Yes, yes, Leviticus...lovely fun. My favourite bit is when God decrees that we shall not wear mixed-fibre clothing.

And as for promiscuous sex...I thought Christians were supposed to forgive. You can leave the consigning to the fires below to God. What are you doing looking at a site called the Sinner anyway?

[Kelly]

i really hope that was said in jest. the fires below? give me a break.

[Lazy Mutha]

Nah, I'm with Prophet on this one. Also, there is no hell worse than the one I create for myself inside my very own head. I'd be very surprised if, in the afterlife, there was any actual fire.