What does this mean?

[Anon.]

The refrain from "Milkshake" by Kelis:

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge

This is, of course, obscene, but precisely how? Can anyone provide a translation?

[flarewearer]

not being down "wid da kidz", i wouldn't know, but i'm guessing its something about jizz or blowjobs...

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[Big X]

My mates and i were just kotching and catching jokes round ours having the occasional zoot or blunt, then mike suggested we head down the nuclear sub and try to churpse some buff yats with a view to maybe wokking them back at the manor,

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[Cain]

no idea, but i do suggest that you listen to the version mixing it with Franz Ferdinand's Take Me Out

it isn't illuminating, just more fun

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[rae]

the video makes me lean towards the blow job explanation...

[mackie]

[s]Anon. wrote on 14:56, 5th Jan 2005:
The refrain from "Milkshake" by Kelis:

[i]My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge

This is, of course, obscene, but precisely how? Can anyone provide a translation?
[/i]

Isn't it just meaning she has that certain 'charisma' and that it makes her attractive to the guys. She could try and teach you how to be sexy but she isn't give away her tips for free, because then it takes away the attention from her.

[JM]

[s]mackie wrote on 15:56, 5th Jan 2005:
[s]Anon. wrote on 14:56, 5th Jan 2005:[i]
The refrain from "Milkshake" by Kelis:

[i]My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge

This is, of course, obscene, but precisely how? Can anyone provide a translation?
[/i]

Isn't it just meaning she has that certain 'charisma' and that it makes her attractive to the guys. She could try and teach you how to be sexy but she isn't give away her tips for free, because then it takes away the attention from her.
[/i]

^ that does make sense.

[Insight]

I hear it's regarding her blowjob (possibly handjob, considering the "shake" part) technique, rather than her womanly wiles.

[Zombie Sheep]

Is it possibly her breasts? She does shake them a lot in the video.

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[tenacious e]

Is anyone getting more and more curious about this video?

[flarewearer]

[s]Insight wrote on 16:22, 5th Jan 2005:
womanly wiles.


wiles? or a typo on willies... :-O

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[jennyo]

[s]mackie wrote on 15:56, 5th Jan 2005:


Isn't it just meaning she has that certain 'charisma' and that it makes her attractive to the guys. She could try and teach you how to be sexy but she isn't give away her tips for free, because then it takes away the attention from her.


But then why use the metaphor of a milkshake, is what I'm wondering.

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[Anon.]

I suddenly remembered that the internet is the fount of all knowledge (well, quite a lot). This is from http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... kshake&r=f :

Kelis says "Milkshake is just that thing that makes a woman stand out from everyone else. It's a thing that makes you sensual and warm and maternal. It could be about breasts but I don't have huge t*** so you gotta work with what you got."

Maternal?

[morn_69]

I, and most of my friends, believed that the song is about giving a "Tit-Wank" It makes sense when u think about it...

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[Rrrr]

You told me this, and i can see it makes sense, but so would any other sexually related sorta thing.
Kelis herself says
"Milkshake is just that thing that makes a woman stand out from everyone else. It's a thing that makes you sensual and warm and maternal."



Urban dictionary says
1. milkshake
1) noun - A drink consisting of milk and Icecream.
2) slang - A woman's body and the way she carries it.
1) Chocolate flavored milkshakes taste so good, they really quinch my thirst.
2) Ahh shoot cuz, did you see that chick's milkshake? I mean, the way she was walking with that booty shakin' was so off the hizzy.


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[flarewearer]

I think it is a reference to the history of Czecoslovakia. Prove me wrong guys.

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[Superiorjames]

[s]flarewearer wrote on 01:27, 6th Jan 2005:
I think it is a reference to the history of Czecoslovakia. Prove me wrong guys.

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ok...well, czecoslovakia is, nor never has been, a place and so a reference to that would be rendered pointless. Now czechoslovakia on the other hand...
Proof given, Q.E.D.

[flarewearer]

[s]Superiorjames wrote on 01:45, 6th Jan 2005:
[s]flarewearer wrote on 01:27, 6th Jan 2005:[i]
I think it is a reference to the history of Czecoslovakia. Prove me wrong guys.

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ok...well, czecoslovakia is, nor never has been, a place and so a reference to that would be rendered pointless. Now czechoslovakia on the other hand...
Proof given, Q.E.D.
[/i]

naff off. so go QED yourself.

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[thehillsta]

I think 'milkshake', deducing from the way she shakes her breasts on the video, refers almost certainly to the process of pasteurisation that occurs in those swinging udders of joy.

[Guest]

Well, since she shakes her breasts a lot in the video would this Urban Dictionary explanation not make sense?

9. milkshake
When you grab a females bra and shake it thus aking her titties jiggle yall f'ing morons
Lindsey has the best milkshake
Source: Canada, Dec 23, 2003

"Milk" "shake"