Which girls do you prefer

[LonelyPilgrim]

I don't doubt it, but I'm not terribly keen on visiting new cities without someone to show me around. Especially cities like Glasgow, where I've heard there are parts to be avoided.

Perhaps next semester I'll try to find a guide and give it a go.

[LonelyPilgrim]

Right... well then... I'd have to insist on an attractive female guide, complete with complimentary locator beacon and flak jacket. Any takers?

[hr]---Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.--- Abraham Lincoln

[johness]

I'm afraid I don't own any form of beacon, or flack jacket (my dad does have a luminous day-glo cycling jacket though) but I do know the areas of Glasgow to avoid!



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today, I'm worried 'bout no rainy weather.

[flarewearer]

[s]theflirt wrote on 21:11, 10th Jan 2005:
You should definately visit it though-it is a beautiful city...when u have good weather it is even nicer


Glasgow sure does have some beautiful buildings, its just ashame they are joined together with some of the most offensive, rendering the city itself high up on the ugly scale.

[hr]
..Is space hot?... ...Of course it is, where do you think we get pineapples from?...

[Rufus]

Yahmen are mightily attractive.
A shining halo of soft brilliantly conditioned blonde hair, a lolloping golden retriever personality, a rich buttery accent and a be-cashmere jumpered body to snuggle up to come the long january nights.

What more could one want?

[Fugaziboy]

Yeah, I like a woman to look like a woman. Not all skinny like a supermodel. Yuk! Jessica Stevenson out of Spaced, now your talking my kind of gal! Oh and they have to be intelligent which she is. Nothing worse than talking to an airhead.

[Joesta]

[s]Fugaziboy wrote on 13:17, 11th Jan 2005:
Yeah, I like a woman to look like a woman. Not all skinny like a supermodel. Yuk! Jessica Stevenson out of Spaced, now your talking my kind of gal! Oh and they have to be intelligent which she is. Nothing worse than talking to an airhead.



Hooray for Daisy Steiner aka Happy Daiz. Now for my type, attractive, feminine, nice intelligent women - no builder bums with mosaics / (oriental style symbols) tatoo'd just above the arsecrack for moi.

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http://www.st-andrews.ac.uk/~quantum

[Aldous]

1) Fat birds are unhealthy. The larger they are the more likely they are to choke on pretzels. You go out for a pleasant debauched piss up but then you get the fear - you start sizing up whether you're going to have to - and whether you'll be able - to perform the Heimlich manoevre at some point.

2) They cost more. For a start they want more chocolate. They pamper themselves more - make up, clothes, hair products, all that shit to stop people from noticing their Mothercare sized bellies. Stands to reason.
Thin birds are less hassle. Plus easier to stuff into closet for however long until they've calmed down enough to be let out.

3) General rule don't go for birds taller than you or heavier than you. If you go for a drive, see a romantic looking spot and fancy a hard fast rough quickie up against an elm tree you don't want to be a) staring at her belly button. b) getting smothered. c) doing your back in. By the time you reach nineteen you're in physical decline. Face it. Look after yourself don't bonk what you can't pick up and swing over you're shoulder.

4) Mothers. All mothers are disappointed if you bring a fat bird home for Christmas. Unless its the turkey.

That's uncle Aldous' advice to all you budding Casanovas. And may god bring you all your favourite doll.

[Rilla]

I know i shoouldn't take these posts too seriously.
but seriously.
shut up.

[LonelyPilgrim]

Wowl Aldous... that is simply... incredible. Not so much in a good way. But I'll admit, it made me laugh, then it made me feel really bad about laughing, then it made me want to hit you for making me laugh about that. And if you are actually being serious, I'd want to hit you again...

[hr]---Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.--- Abraham Lincoln

[Cain]

[s]Aldous wrote on 16:05, 11th Jan 2005:
That's uncle Aldous' advice to all you budding Casanovas. And may god bring you all your favourite doll.


Gimp

[jennyo]

[s]Rufus wrote on 12:42, 11th Jan 2005:
Yahmen are mightily attractive.
A shining halo of soft brilliantly conditioned blonde hair, a lolloping golden retriever personality, a rich buttery accent and a be-cashmere jumpered body to snuggle up to come the long january nights.

What more could one want?

....a real person, not a character from an Evelyn Waugh novel?


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I love my country too much to be a nationalist. -Albert Camus

[Pender Native]

[s]Aldous wrote on 16:05, 11th Jan 2005:


That's uncle Aldous' advice to all you budding Casanovas. And may god bring you all your favourite doll.



I'm sure this post has been made before on another thread.....

[Fugaziboy]

[s]Joesta wrote on 14:31, 11th Jan 2005:
[s]Fugaziboy wrote on 13:17, 11th Jan 2005:[i]
Yeah, I like a woman to look like a woman. Not all skinny like a supermodel. Yuk! Jessica Stevenson out of Spaced, now your talking my kind of gal! Oh and they have to be intelligent which she is. Nothing worse than talking to an airhead.



Hooray for Daisy Steiner aka Happy Daiz. Now for my type, attractive, feminine, nice intelligent women - no builder bums with mosaics / (oriental style symbols) tatoo'd just above the arsecrack for moi.

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http://www.st-andrews.ac.uk/~quantum
[/i]

Too right Joe. Is it me or was Jessica Stevenson much more attractive in Spaced than she is now?

Oh and I agree with you about the ideal women.

You have impeccable taste old chap

[sweet]

I seem to have a thing for ginger beards. And scruffs.

[flarewearer]

would you believe it, I shaved my ginger beard off!

[hr]..if you smell an odourless gas, it is likely to be Carbon Monoxide...

[JAK]

Oops, thought this was a thread by any other name

[hr]I got my BBC

[The Truth]

Ahhh, nothing like such a deap thread to proke all our minds: what indead proves desirable in a woman?
For an answer to this question, it is necessary to consult one wiser then we.
Enter Aristotle, and his "Golden Mean" formula for virtue in a woman: A desireable phillie is the mean between two evils, one of deficiency and one of excess. So neither can we prefer the thin or the thick, but rather the middle ground, the fit.
As for my take on the matter, i say consult nature, the original judge (and indeed, creator of) beauty. It has always deemed the preferable mate to be the one best fit for producing offspring, i.e. the healthiest.
So best to have some meat on the bones, but please: no glazed hams

-The Truth

[Guest]

Be honest, what do you guyz think about girls with spots?

[Guest]

I have a thing for guys and glasses-something can be really sexy about that if they are wearing the right style of glasses!