The title of this thread amused me greatly.
I've got to say, I've been to the library about twice in 2 years, and each time I was only there for about 5 minutes. Although I work in the Physics library a lot, but there are only ever about 5 people in there.
I do agree with what someone else said though, if you are going to the library to work why do you need makeup, skirts, stomach or cleavage revealing tops?
When I'm working I wear a tracksuit, it's much comfier.
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I tried thinking of an innovative witty remark, but could only come up with this...
Cake, and fine wine.