Here is a selection of my favourites from doric (although clairted might just be general Scots)
clairted - the state one would be in if you played a full game of rugby in a muddy field
foosty - sort of an Aberdonian version of minging but not really. Think of some food gone mouldy, enough that you don't want to even touch it to throw it out. That's foosty. But you can apply the word to people you don't want to go anywhere near.
muckle - much. Particularly good in the phrase "nae muckle cope, min", which means "not much use".
scunner - something frustrating, an exam question one can't answer, for example, is a scunner. If one is in the state of frustration caused by a scunner, one can be described as "scunnered". Or possibly "scunnert" if you've got the accent.
swick - to cheat in a particularly cheeky way, or someone who swicks. Someone who jumps the queue for the self-serve tills in Tesco is a swick.
and here's the best thing Asda's ever done:
http://news.scotsman.com/aberdeen.cfm?id=251092005
[hr]Stick it up your jumper
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edited to add "swick" and the definitions