um, that isn't mine.....

[johness]

ok, from previous boozy nights out i have accumulated:
2x salt and pepper shakers
3x 'reserved' signs (form seperate occasions)
1x pink poodle umbrella
and to top it all off, a pair of girl's pants, that were not mine
I have no idea how i accumulated all this stuff (no 'you are from Glasgow, thieving comes natrually' jokes, thank you)
anyone else woken up with random items in their handbags?
edited cause i found a pack of lucky strikes' in my bag this morning that i certainly didn't buy
[hr][s]as i walk away, i look over my shoulder too see what i'm leaving behind, pieces of puzzles and wishes on eyelashes fade, how do i show all the love inside my heart?[/s]

[bramble]

Johness the pants are mine
Ive found a single wine gum, a computer disk, someones elses shopping reciepts and a random sock in my handbag after various nights out

[hr]
To live and not to breathe is to die in tragedy

[Zombie Sheep]

I have a sign that says something along the lines of 'do not deposit rubbish in this university accommodation'.

[hr]Superman Beats Gally, Cockburn and Archer!

[Pinky but Perky]

after raisin weekend i found a random jumper in my room, i have no idea where it came from, but it's Gap so bugger them, finders keepers hehe! also after one night out at home i found in my handbag, which was actually quite small, 3 lighters, half a cigarette (i don't smoke), a small sachet of weed, 4 bottle caps, a ripped ticket for a Supergrass gig (i went to the cinema that night and Supergrass weren't even in Aberdeen, in fact i don't even think they ever have been), a chip, three unused condoms from a pack of 4 and my boyfriends mobile phone. i have no idea how i managed to acquire all these things but i was grateful for the last one cos i managed to find out he was cheating on me, which goes to show that these things happen for a reason...

[hr]
the knack is finding a grape that actually looks edible....damn you Tesco!

[joker]

in upstate new york last summer my camp buddies and i used to get rat arsed in the yokel pub and steal condaments from the kitchen. i woke up one morning, still pretty wasted to have a bunch of nine year olds question me as to why i had chilli powder, thyme, and BBQ sauce jars in bed with me - them were the days!

[Smith]

Finding a girl in your bed is always nice...


[hr]
I tried thinking of an innovative witty remark, but could only come up with this...

[flarewearer]

Not in my bed or my bag but;

The flag from the 17th hole on the old course
A giant ice-cream cone sign
A poster of Justin Timberlake (WTF!?!?!?)
A wheelie bin with 17 cans of Kestrel Lager in it

[hr][s]Have you ever wondered how you get triangles from a cow?
You need butter, milk and cheese, and an equilateral chainsaw.[/s]

[aladdinsane12]

A guy's rugby shirt, a Wine of the Month poster, a high-heeled shoe, a pirate hook, and several plastic shotglasses from some pub... oops!

but not all from one night

[johness]

anyone want to claim a dior vampy red lipstick :S

[hr][s]as i walk away, i look over my shoulder too see what i'm leaving behind, pieces of puzzles and wishes on eyelashes fade, how do i show all the love inside my heart?[/s]

[Happy-Go-Lucky]

A green feather, half a bottle of Absinthe, a pink cigarette lighter, a road sign saying £20 penalties for parking in disabled spaces, a cigarette holder, 2 cocktail glasses, a tube of Nivia lipcream, 2 pairs of gloves and a scarf, a splinter in my hand and various mysterious phone numbers and email addresses.

Most of these I have a vague, vague idea how they came to be in my possession. Some I've no idea.

[Humphrey]

One morning I woke up and found in my bed, half a mop, an overhead projector, a road sign and a small white cat that had shat on my floor.

[hr]http://www.livejournal.com/users/humphrey_clarke/

[Bread Roll]

One of those giant Guinness hats appeared in my bed about three days after St. Pats, which was odd. I have also found the usual pint glasses, cocktail glasses and salt and pepper things stuffed in pockets the day after. And stayed at someone elses place after a night out and we found a traffic cone in the living room in the morning.

[hr]
It's when you cry just a little, but you laugh in the middle, that you've made it - Jason Mraz

[Wee Nic the Dobber!!!!!]

Giant person-sized smirnoff ice bottle

HUGE rubber spider from gin house

one random size 3 brown cowboy boot

millions of shot glasses

one police cone from Leachars???

one banana republic denim jacket

one schoolboy red hat avec handy elastic

Although that may be sumthing to do with a certain Miss Hurricane Features

[Scellanis]

I wants the pink poodle umbrella...so do...you have to find the owner of that so I can find out where to get one from...alternatively...give it to me!!!

*grins*

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[Ashley]

I found a completely uneaten pizza once at the end of my bed. I'd forgotten to eat it.

Made a tasty breakfast, ;P

[johness]

I've done it again

This time:

another st andrews embossed ash tray, three grapes (i guess must have come from Steve's room) and a drumstick lolly. oops!

and a raffle ticket, number 73, yellow,.

[hr][s]maybe i will tell you all about it when i'm in the mood to lose my way with words. today the skies are painted the colour of a cowboy cliché [/s]

[White Knight]

waking up to seven headless wooden statues in my room and my best mate cuddling just one of the heads. God knows where the rest went or came from...

[JonCore]

[s]aladdinsane12 wrote on 11:44, 10th Mar 2005:
A guy's rugby shirt, a Wine of the Month poster, a high-heeled shoe, a pirate hook, and several plastic shotglasses from some pub... oops!

but not all from one night


Yaaargh! Be that my pirate hook?

The weirdest thing i've woken up to is a kite.

[Manic23]

A Cap gun

[jennyo]

This morning I found my digital camera with a bunch of pictures of me and some friends driving around on back roads making really stoned faces and pretending to be attacked by wild bears :S

[hr]Why don't you tell them that yer major was secret sauce when you were at the spatula academy!