Worst Song Lyrics ever

[Manic23]

Anyone have any suggestions? As I sit here avoiding an essay at all costs, Vanilla Ice just came into my head

ICE ICE BABY

Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Then I flow that a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop?
Yo--I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.

...

Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
Shay with a guage and Vanilla with a nine
Reading for the chumps on the wall
The Chumps are acting ill because they're so full of eight balls
Gunshots ranged out like a bell
I grabbed my nine--
All I heard were shells
Fallin on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas
Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm tryin to get away before the jackers jacke
Police on the scene
You know what I mean
They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends

...

Yo man--let's get out of here!
Word to your mother!

Truly Shocking. I love the way he tries to pretend he's a real gun-totin' gangsta- he lies like a cheap watch.

I also offer the poet of our times that is known as Des'ree, her masterworks truly touch and inspire me

Don't take my word for it, feel the power yourself with the quintessential 'Life'

I'm afraid of the dark,
'specially when I'm in a park
And there's no-one else around,
Ooh, i get the shivers

I don't want to see a ghost,
it's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast and
watch the evening news

Life, oh life, oh life, oh life, doo,
doot doot dooo. Life, oh life, oh life,
oh life, doo, doot dooo

I'm a superstitious girl,
I'm the worst in the world
Never walk under ladders,
I keep a rabbit's tail

I'll take you up on a dare, anytime, anywhere
Name the place, I'll be there, bungee jumping,
I don't care!

So after all is said and done
I know I'm not the only one
Life indeed can be fun, if you really want to
Sometimes living out your dreams,
Ain't as easy as it seems
You wanna fly around the world,
In a beautiful balloon

Life changing stuff

[Duggeh]

oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang ooee ooahah ting tang wallawalla bingbang.

"Classic" in that strange way that pish get remembered in, but still pish.

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[bramble]

"im a barbie girl,
in a barbie world,
life in plastic its fantastic
you can brush my hair
undress me everywere..."

Need i go on??


[hr]
I want to live, i want to leave, i want to open up and breathe; i want to go, i want to be, i want to feel it constantly, got to show, got to say, ive got a feeling that wont go away

[steerpike]

talk about leaving nothing to the imagination:

'Squeeze my lemon baby
til the juice runs down my leg
squeeze it so hard that i fall right out of bed...'

led zeppelin

[flarewearer]

anything by Travis... King of the rhyming for rhyming's sake;

"But here
Closer every year
So near
The fear is coming clear
My dear
The fear is here"

or...

"But if you sing, sing, sing, sing, sing
For the love you bring won’t mean a thing
Unless you sing, sing, sing"

AND....

"If we turn turn turn turn turn
And if we turn turn turn turn
Then we might learn
Turn turn turn turn
Turn turn turn
And if we turn turn turn turn
Then we might learn
Learn to turn"

Truly pathetic

[hr][s]Have you ever wondered how you get triangles from a cow?
You need butter, milk and cheese, and an equilateral chainsaw.[/s]

[David]

driftwood is worse


rivers turn to butter
butterflying low

or something

[Rrrr]

After last friday -
"It's all about you" repeat until you want to kill.

[hr]Splat!

[Campbell]

the entirity of the output of destiny's child

ie

If your status ain't hood
I ain't checkin' for him
Betta be street if he lookin' at me
I need a soldier
That ain't scared to stand up for me
Known to carry big things
If you know what I mean
If your status ain't hood
I ain't checkin' for him
Betta be street if he looking at me
I need a soldier
That ain't scared to stand up for me
Gotta know to get dough
And he betta be street


at least it's so awful it's funny, i suppose....

[rae]

It HAS to be, "What's wrong with the world MAMA / People livin' like they ain't got no MAMAS"


Aaaaaaaaaah!!!!

[ClaireyMoo]

"Let's Go, Eskimo...we're gift wrapped kitty cats," written for Girls Aloud. Serioulsy, wtf is that about?!?

Don't get me started on "Babycakes":
Coz your my lil Baby cakes
And I know you got what it takes
The way you make me feel
The way that I am
when you talk to you friends
And call me your man
I'ma tell you right now
I appriciate it
Your the one for me
Your the real Shit ---- (wow, what a compliment; who says romance is dead?)


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[rob 'f*ck off' wine boy]

speaking of romance:

I said maybe
you're gonna be the one that saves me
and after all
you're my wonderwall

Why thank you, Liam! How're those teeth?

[Humphrey]

U2 Elevation

A mole
Digging in a hole
Digging up my soul now
Going down excavation

Higher now
In the sky
You make me feel like I can fly
So high
Elevation

And this from the band that wrote 'With or without you'.

[flossy]

Chirpy chirpy cheep cheep chirp

[Guest]

Don't be fooled by the rocks that i got im still Jenni from the block.

Or my favorite "but it's important to stay real to me it's like breathing."

Thank you J Lo for your contribution to society.

Or Nelly also can write some inspiring lyrics.

I said give me two pair
(cause) I need two pair
So I can get to stompin in my air force ones
(Big boys) stompin in my air force ones

[Alumnus]

OK, no contest - it must be the Durannies:

'Don't say you're easy on me,
You're about as easy as a nuclear war'

They just went down the toilet after Rio (not that any of you lot will be old enough to remember that *sob*)

M

[thePontificator]

Counting Crows - Accidentally in Love


I'm sorry, you mean you can do it deliberately?

And get a haircut you stupid prick.

[Bitterandtwisted]

No,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no there's no limit.

[hr]I let my mind wander and it didn't come back.

[flossy]

Bitterandtwisted, did you have to sit and sing it to get the correct number of the word "no"? If so, you have my condolences, it truly is a crap song- not even bopworthy.

[Humphrey]

We can do anything we want
We can do anything we want
We can do anything we want
We can do anything we want

Why you gotta play that song so loud?
Because we want to! because we want to!
Why d’you always run around in crowds?
Because we want to! because we want to!
Why d’you always have to dance all night?
Because we want to! because we want to!
Why d’you always say what’s on your mind?
Because we want to! because we want to!

Don’t try to tell me what I already know
Don’t criticise me ’cause I’m running the show
Some revolution is going to happen today
I’m gonna chase the dark clouds away
Come on and help me sing it

We can do what we want to do
We can do anything
Free to be who we want to be
Just tell yourself you can do it

Why you gotta play that song so loud?
Because we want to! because we want to!
Why d’you always run around in crowds?
Because we want to! because we want to!
Why d’you always have to dance all night?
Because we want to! because we want to!
Why d’you always say what’s on your mind?
Because we want to! because we want to!

I throw a party for the world and my friends
We take life easy, the music never ends
Perfect solution to the stress and the strains
I know the sun will follow the rain
Come on and help me sing it

We can do what we want to do
We can do anything
Free to be who we want to be
Just tell yourself you can do it

Why you gotta play that song so loud?
Because we want to! because we want to!
Why d’you always run around in crowds?
Because we want to! because we want to!
Why d’you always have to dance all night?
Because we want to! because we want to!
Why d’you always say what’s on your mind?
Because we want to! because we want to!

So shake it, move it, use it, groove it
Go with the flow and take off with the show
Let me tell you it’s sweet and it’s upbeat
Me and the crew there’s nothing we can’t do

If you want to catch this vibe then get with us
Come on and help me sing it

We can do what we want to do
We can do anything
Free to be who we want to be
Just tell yourself you can do it

Why you gotta play that song so loud?
Because we want to! because we want to!
Why d’you always run around in crowds?
Because we want to! because we want to!
Why d’you always have to dance all night?
Because we want to! because we want to!
Why d’you always say what’s on your mind?
Because we want to! because we want to!


And now the bitch is on Doctor Who

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[Maidmarion]

I wanna be in America,
Ok buy me in America
Everyone free in America

How little they knew