What circle of hell will you reside in?

[legohead]

Quoting exnihilo from 10:07, 1st May 2005
Oy vey!

I always wondered, what does that phrase actually mean?

[hr]

This is for all those headless acrobats
faces crushed in the circus dust
all in the name of gravity
and the price of admission

[exnihilo]

Oh dear. Oh my goodness. Or similar.

[Bitterandtwisted]

Yes, Paul, but which circle are you going to? From the tone of your posts, I'd say you'll be joining me in "wrathful and gloomy". That depresses me.

[hr]

... and so, with nothing left to live for, he obeys the chanted command from the distant crowd below.

[DrAlex]

Quoting Bitterandtwisted from 16:38, 1st May 2005
Yes, Paul, but which circle are you going to? From the tone of your posts, I'd say you'll be joining me in "wrathful and gloomy". That depresses me.

[hr]

... and so, with nothing left to live for, he obeys the chanted command from the distant crowd below.

I want to see what the test would say about him too...As for me, I'll be in level 8...

[hr]

RUSH KATO '05!

rush.kato@gmail.com

[Smith]

level 2 = i'm in sex hell!

sounds like heaven to me!!!!

[hr]

I tried thinking of an innovative witty remark, but could only come up with this...

[jennyo]

The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Heresy, that doesn't surprise me at all. Although according to Dante your place in hell is determined by your one worst-ever sin, so don't go worrying about your rotten lifestyles, people

[hr]

Do those under a risk of death by metor run some thus-far indefinite risk of longrun meteorisation?
- David Bean

[Paul]

Quoting exnihilo from 10:07, 1st May 2005
Oy vey!

Oy vey is yiddish, from the German, O Weh! Literally, Oh pain!, but better translated as Oh dear!

[Paul]

Quoting Bitterandtwisted from 16:38, 1st May 2005
Yes, Paul, but which circle are you going to? From the tone of your posts, I'd say you'll be joining me in "wrathful and gloomy". That depresses me.

My score: The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!

As mentioned, earlier, a place which does not exist in the Bible.

[hr]

Teach me thy way, O LORD; I will walk in thy truth: unite my heart to fear thy name.
I will praise thee, O Lord my God, with all my heart: and I will glorify thy name for evermore.
For great is thy mercy toward me: and thou hast delivered my soul from the lowest hell." - Psalm 86:11-13

[Paul]

Quoting Smith from 20:08, 1st May 2005
level 2 = i'm in sex hell!

sounds like heaven to me!!!!

Sorry to disillusion you, but it won't be! You will not have the wherwithal to perform!

And Jesus answering said unto them, Do ye not therefore err, because ye know not the scriptures, neither the power of God? For when they shall rise from the dead, they neither marry, nor are given in marriage; - Matthew 12:24-25

And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments - Luke 16:23

[Paul]

I have some questions for those of you who have been surprised to find yourself at the particular level Dante's Inferno pplaces you.

Do you think you deserve to be there?

On what basis do you make this decision?

Do you thing that god is justified in considering you wicked?

Do you think that God is justified in being angry with you? Why? - or why not?

[hr]

For thou art not a God that hath pleasure in wickedness: neither shall evil dwell with thee.
The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.
Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing: the LORD will abhor the bloody and deceitful man.
But as for me, I will come into thy house in the multitude of thy mercy: and in thy fear will I worship toward thy holy temple. - Psalm 5:4-7

[Homer]

Bloody hell-level six. I'm quite proud of myself, never thought that I had it in me.

Oh and in answer to the above, would this 'God' person you keep banging on about not have a slightly more sophisticated method of classification than a website?

You shouldn't always believe what is written, some people actually lie!! Shocking I know.

[raheli]

level 8... hmmm.... my life must be more interesting than I thought... or perhaps the programme assigns you a Liar Penalty for saying you love food but are not overweight. Or a Hypocrite code for saying you read scripture but think religion is fiction. Need a scary bedtime story? Try the Book of Joshua.

[ribs]

me level 6 too!!!
Thought I was a good wee lassy - apparently not. Ah well may as well enjoy the time I have left before I'm "offered no respite". although it doesnt actually say that anything bad in particular happens there - mayb theyll all stop sighing dolefully n get up n laugh. + drink vodka

[hr]

Miracles occur,
If you care to call those spasmodic
Tricks of radiance miracles.