DAVID BEAN'S HAT

[Your Mom]

We stole David Bean's hat. John Burnet is very proud. This is obviously the best medium to tell the world about this...through...like...right. But now everyone knows and now he will know but oh well we will give it back after I've consecrated it that is.

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Never be haughty to the humble. Never be humble to the haughty.
-Jefferson Davis

[Dave the Explosive Newt]

Grand theft headwear is a serious offence young lad.

Well done.


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Will Watson. Medical Student. Cake Lover.

[Cain]

I hope you were wearing gloves when you took it.

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I hold an element of surprise

[bubba]

Son, this is one of the happiest days of your father's life, I'm very proud.



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Who is John Galt?

[mdec]

Quoting Cain from 17:33, 22nd Sep 2005
I hope you were wearing gloves when you took it.

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I hold an element of surprise

It has been pissed in more than 3 times...or so I'm told!

[mdec]

Quoting mdec from 17:35, 22nd Sep 2005

Quoting Cain from 17:33, 22nd Sep 2005
I hope you were wearing gloves when you took it.

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I hold an element of surprise

It has been pissed in more than 3 times...or so I'm told!

Although, in defence of David Bean, you couldn't meet a nicer guy, so I don't understand why people would want to that to the hat.

[Cain]

Quoting mdec from 17:35, 22nd Sep 2005
It has been pissed in more than 3 times...or so I'm told!

then somebody hasn't told you the whole story.

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I hold an element of surprise

[David Bean]

Bastards. Oh well, at least you gave it back, which was possibly the flaw in your criminal master-plan!

Just to clarify, nobody has done anything out of the ordinary in my hat. There was once a rumour that some debaters had left, how shall I put it, pre-conceptual human DNA in it at one stage, but the thing you have to realise about that story is the only person who ever claimed it was true was an old debating partner of mine from school, who was the sort of person who, if he told you it was raining, you'd immediately run to the nearest window expecting glorious sunshine - not, to come to a point, the most reliable source (and everyone else he claimed was involved immediately laughed it off). So as far as myths and legends of St Andrews are concerned, that one is right up there with the death of Wee Mary during World War 2.

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I'm your Guardian Angel.

[RJ Covino]

Quoting David Bean from 17:42, 22nd Sep 2005
the death of Wee Mary during World War 2.

Such a senseless tragedy, to die, unfulfilled...

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http://www.ralphcovino.com

[Dave the Explosive Newt]

Quoting David Bean from 17:42, 22nd Sep 2005
Bastards. Oh well, at least you gave it back, which was possibly the flaw in your criminal master-plan!

Yes, I for one would be quite interested to hear the story of this daring escapade.

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Will Watson. Medical Student. Cake Lover.

[Duggeh]

if someone stole my hat, id put them through a mincer, a big silver one.

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[tordenskjold]

Good work, getting the hat! Had to be done sooner or later. Hope it got back in one piece. Still, would like to hear the full story.

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Kæmp for alt hvad du har kært,
Dø om så det gælder.
Da er livet ej så svært,
Døden ikke heller.

[Mr Comedy]

Quoting David Bean from 17:42, 22nd Sep 2005
Bastards. Oh well, at least you gave it back, which was possibly the flaw in your criminal master-plan!

Just to clarify, nobody has done anything out of the ordinary in my hat. There was once a rumour that some debaters had left, how shall I put it, pre-conceptual human DNA in it at one stage, but the thing you have to realise about that story is the only person who ever claimed it was true was an old debating partner of mine from school, who was the sort of person who, if he told you it was raining, you'd immediately run to the nearest window expecting glorious sunshine - not, to come to a point, the most reliable source (and everyone else he claimed was involved immediately laughed it off). So as far as myths and legends of St Andrews are concerned, that one is right up there with the death of Wee Mary during World War 2.

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I'm your Guardian Angel.

Strange - I happen to know that a lot more has happened in that hat, David. Defecation also springs to mind. Rest assured that John Burnett couldn't do anything worse to it than what has already happened.

[Guest]

He must have another one then - cos he had it when I saw him earlier.[img]littleicons/laugh.gif[/img]

[johness]

they stole your hat David?! No wonder you've caught the dreaded freshers flu. I'll drop by with a wee something that might help clear your head and it's legal I promise!

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[s]As I walk away, I look over my shoulder to see what I'm leaving behind. Pieces of puzzles and wishes on eyelashes failed...[/s]