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Postby Lodestone on Thu Jan 12, 2006 3:56 pm

Well, my first exam went reasonably well.

More importantly, I performed adequately in the get-a-random-phrase-into-your-essay challenge:

The problem is that one does not know one's conception of the good will be—one may want to curb the immigrant population in order to preserve national identity, or one may be an immigrant seeking refuge from persecution—one simply does not know.


However, my friend Roddy put in the best performance at the challenge I've ever seen:

Nozick's philosophy is something like a black forest gateau: the delicious layers of whipped cream and chcocolate are a delight to those who can afford them, but on consumption give very little nutritional value. Rawls, on the other hand, could be compared to a brussel sprout: unattractive, but of great worth.


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Use this thread to issue a challenge to all-comers, and to report subsequen t successes. However, please don't make it as difficult as I have for the poor chap I've assigned "rare vietnamese ferret".
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Postby munchingfoo on Thu Jan 12, 2006 3:58 pm

Yeah, curb the immigration problem is shit mate. The gateau one is pretty darn good.

I think I got candle wax into a first year management one.

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Postby Lodestone on Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:04 pm

Quoting munchingfoo from 15:58, 12th Jan 2006
Yeah, curb the immigration problem is shit mate.


Hey, don't blame me. I didn;t give it to myself. It was just that the issuer didn't realise that I was taking Political Philosophy.

Go on, give me a tougher one. I can take it. I'm sitting Knowledge and Reality, which has to be about as fruitful for randomness as conceivably possible.
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Postby Smith on Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:06 pm

how about "kill all the penguins"
or "suck my snot"

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Postby DrAlex on Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:10 pm

I described protein and enzyme relationships in terms of a naive young woman who thought she could change a womanizer respectively in my first year bio final...

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Postby harmless loony on Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:17 pm

Lol...might use that analogy in my 4th year Political Philsophy exam on Monday - Rawls vs Nozick question......stupid libertarians....why can't everyone just agree with Rawls and save me having to answer pointless questions on him?

Yes as you can tell Econometrics 2 went very badly for me this morning...gah....
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Postby Cain on Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:22 pm

I always used "mindful" in my exam papers, as it's a word that only ever seems to be used in Star Wars.

My mate did the same challenge when he was at school by opening a dictionary at random and gave himself grallatorial, meaning with the nature of a long legged bird, or stork.

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Postby Lodestone on Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:26 pm

how about "kill all the penguins"


Damn, that would have fitted perfectly into my environemntalist anti-democracy arguments. Too late now.

But if another option doesn;t come along, I'ss see if I can squeeze it in :-)

I described protein and enzyme relationships in terms of a naive young woman who thought she could change a womanizer respectively in my first year bio final..


Impressive. I was very tempted to use my Star Wars Episode I analogy for Rawls's opinions on international justice: long-awaited and heartbreakingly disappointingly shite on publication.

why can't everyone just agree with Rawls and save me having to answer pointless questions on him


Well, according to my exam essay, because
1. A fundamentalist theocratic religion cannot function participatorially in a pluralist secular democracy
2. Abstracting an individual from eir community ignores the importance of community in creating self-identity
3. The OP is selfish to a generation, preventing the choosing of principles that protect the environment
4. Fundamentally, the principles Rawls chooses are only rational if one is risk-averse, which is certainly not necessarily so in the OP.

*yawn*
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Postby Little Miss Giggles on Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:30 pm

Still going with the Star Wars theme (I had no idea it was so popular in essays!) when I was looking up information about stem cells for my essay, I found a lovely journal article about cancer stem cells being like Jedi that had gone over to the dark side.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/quer ... med_docsum

I, of course, had to get this into my Hons essay exam on Wednesday, and did! Less random than a black forest gateau I know, but not a bad effort for a Medicine essay, I thought.
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Postby the reason for the word w on Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:49 pm

Boo, my only exam was a translation... and randomness in a translation is kinda difficult. Oh well, my next one in May will be on Dante... that should leave room for randomness. Lodestone, how about "mutilation is a shark's best friend"? I would like to see that one work...

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Postby flarewearer on Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:55 pm

I got "black cocks" into the second paragraph of my MSc essay yesterday : go me!

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Postby ronald villiers on Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:57 pm

Quoting Lodestone from 16:26, 12th Jan 2006
how about "kill all the penguins"


Damn, that would have fitted perfectly into my environemntalist anti-democracy arguments. Too late now.

*yawn*



the point is that the phrase you use hasn't supposed to fit perfectly, otherwise there is no point.

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Postby David Bean on Thu Jan 12, 2006 7:37 pm

Quoting ronald villiers from 18:57, 12th Jan 2006the point is that the phrase you use hasn't supposed to fit perfectly, otherwise there is no point.


I thought that the point was to engineer a situation in which it did fit perfectly.

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Postby Guest on Thu Jan 12, 2006 7:50 pm

a few years ago i managed to get something along the lines of:

"so and so's use of the 3rd person does as critic X say "have both advantages and drawbacks". As eric idle (?) might have observed of critic x's statement "thats bleeding obvious".
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Postby Dave the Explosive Newt on Thu Jan 12, 2006 7:57 pm

Not a phrase, but I think the word 'macaroon(s)' is a good challenge.

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Postby ronald villiers on Thu Jan 12, 2006 8:32 pm

Quoting David Bean from 19:37, 12th Jan 2006
Quoting ronald villiers from 18:57, 12th Jan 2006the point is that the phrase you use hasn't supposed to fit perfectly, otherwise there is no point.


I thought that the point was to engineer a situation in which it did fit perfectly.

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well yes, as long as engineering is done. there is no point in having a phrase which just fits in without any thought like the immigrants.

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Postby flarewearer on Thu Jan 12, 2006 9:51 pm

It depends on context really, for instance nobody would bat an eyelid if put "molluscan penis" into a marine biology paper, but it would certainly be out of place in a geography one. Likewise, macaroons wouldnt be out of place in an art history answer, as we know that all they do is drink wine and eat cakes all day.

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Postby Cain on Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:03 pm

take your pick from my two favourite lines of Larkin

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Postby Dave the Explosive Newt on Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:06 pm

Quoting flarewearer from 21:51, 12th Jan 2006
eat cakes all day.


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Postby mwahahaha on Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:28 pm

I used the words gurth and spurt in the same sentence in an exam. Wonder what I was thinking about. To be honest I knew that using them would distract the marker from how shit the essay was.
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