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Falling banana kills woman

Postby Grandpa on Tue Jan 24, 2006 10:46 pm

I kid ye not!

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,17882109-1242,00.html

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Postby Dave the Explosive Newt on Tue Jan 24, 2006 11:07 pm

I'm reminded of the Monty Python sketch 'How to defend yourself against attack by fresh fruit'

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Postby Colin on Tue Jan 24, 2006 11:20 pm

"Friends said it was seen as an appropriate end to a unique and fruitful life."

boom boom
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Postby flossy on Tue Jan 24, 2006 11:34 pm

Spooky aquarium deja vu- more people are killed by falling coconuts per year than in shark attacks.

God it's late.

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Postby flarewearer on Tue Jan 24, 2006 11:45 pm

Sounds a bit like the battle of M'boto Gorge ([i]"that was a terribly sharp slice of Mango, Field Marshall")

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Postby Light the Rag on Wed Jan 25, 2006 10:26 am

As she was farewelled at St Raphael's Slovenian Catholic Church...


Should that not be "fared well from" ?

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Postby Dave the Explosive Newt on Wed Jan 25, 2006 10:40 am

I wouldn't define being killed by fruit as fairing well.

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