LOTR

[Little she-bear]

See James, I told you people would vote for Bill the Pony, he's level with Legolas!

[LeopardSkinQueen]

But Gimli? GIMLI? Who voted for Gimli?

You need help.

I think Bill the Pony has picked up the male vote, who have had to choose him due to the lack of Arwen.

[hr]The philosopher Didactylos has summed up an alternative hypothesis as 'Things just happen. What the hell.'

[Saint Sal]

I voted loyally for Elrond. Otherwise Little She-Bear would hit me and take away my LotR action figures who are posed in slashy positions and using their swords and arm actions in interesting ways

[hr]We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell

[Little she-bear]

[s]Saint Sal wrote on 14:17, 25th Nov 2002:[i]
I voted loyally for Elrond. Otherwise Little She-Bear would hit me and take away my LotR action figures who are posed in slashy positions and using their swords and arm actions in interesting ways

Good for you Sal. Have a chocolate Elfie. So, who's on top right now then? Mitzi or the Ringwraith?

[LeopardSkinQueen]

Cool! Do you have Sam and Frodo figures?

The most adorable pairing in the LOTR fandom.

[hr]The philosopher Didactylos has summed up an alternative hypothesis as 'Things just happen. What the hell.'

[Prophet Tenebrae]

For some reason, I think this thread seems to be headed toward LOTR slash...

[Thackary]

What about Arwen? Undeniably the most beautiful woman in the film.

[jenniferloveschewits]

I'm assuming everyone has seen this?

http://diaries.diagon.org/

And I voted for Bill, too, in protest at the reduction of his part (snigger) in the film...

[LeopardSkinQueen]

Yes, Cassandra Claire. I don't read her stuff on the grounds she's a total cow. And she sells stuff related to her fanfic, which totally goes against the 'we don't make money' thing of fanfic.

[hr]The philosopher Didactylos has summed up an alternative hypothesis as 'Things just happen. What the hell.'

[Clonion]

You forgot Boromir!!
[hr]"If I want to quantify anything, I measure it against Clones. There is nothing you will ever encounter in life you haven't seen in some form in Clones"
Neil Jordan, Film Director, (Irish Times, 8th July 1996)

[Prophet Tenebrae]

Thack: She was just about the only woman too, there was just the elf queen and the rest of the cast was male or ?

[A noel]

For lack of Audrey I had to vote for Bill the Pony. Seriously though, Sam? I am not seeing it...

[The_Farwall]

[s]Clonion wrote on 16:36, 25th Nov 2002:
You forgot Boromir!!


My vote would go to Boromir if any one had bothered mentioning him (how could you forget!!!?)

[hr]
If all this wisdom is true,
then I doubt it could really have come from you

[Little she-bear]

My vote would go to Boromir if any one had bothered mentioning him (how could you forget!!!?)

I know, I hang my head in shame. I realised literally the second I'd submitted the poll. I said, "oops," I said, "I forgot Boromir," I said. Ask James, he'll tell you. We could have another one after this one:

Part II: Who's most fanciable?

Boromir,
the blonde chick,
the brunette chick,
the Ringwraiths,
Celeborn,
*snigger* Haldir *snigger*,
or Barliman Butterbur?

[LeopardSkinQueen]

You're forgetting Gollum! He's my favourite!

Totally not fanciable in any way. But very cool.

[hr]The philosopher Didactylos has summed up an alternative hypothesis as 'Things just happen. What the hell.'

[A noel]

Part II: Who's most fanciable?

Boromir,
the blonde chick,
the brunette chick,
the Ringwraiths,
Celeborn,
*snigger* Haldir *snigger*,
or Barliman Butterbur?

I would go for camp Celeborn but since he is no longer the campy-est it would be Haldir...Although Barliman Butterbur is tempting, he would have booze...and those Ringwraiths...tough choice...

[cheimon]

hey, don't forget Figwit! now there's a hot elf

[Thackary]

Fair point Ten,

So....

[Prophet Tenebrae]

Like there is even a contest.

[Little she-bear]

[s]cheimon wrote on 23:10, 25th Nov 2002:
hey, don't forget Figwit! now there's a hot elf


Ah, the lovely Brett Mackenzie! Only three seconds of screentime, yet he stole so many hearts!

Pointless trivia for the day; "Figwit's" father, Peter MacKenzie, played Elendil, the human King who gets squashed by Sauron at the beginning of the film.