Never ending story

[sweet]

Suddenly, Phil from Time Team arrived brandishing a trowel and a pint. "Get down! Frenchmen!" he cried, flinging our heroine over his shoulder and....

[Nymphomanic]

and the girl ran to him and the risk made them begin to tear at one another's clothes passionately

[hr]

I read most of the night and go south in winter - wasteland

[Nepos]

and the Trogdor comes in the niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

[Anon.]

Afterwards, she made him breakfast - devilled kidneys on toast. He ate it without speaking while she smoked her morning cigarette. The late morning sun filtered through the Venetian blinds, creating impassable bars of light and shadow on the sheets between them. The cigarette smoke hung in the air.

[the reason for the word w]

"We must call Kirsty and Phil" he said. "I don't want to live in this dump another day, bars of light and shadow or not!"

[hr]

Are you a terrorist?
- Depends! Are you terrified?

[begemot]

The phone rang in Kirsty's house but alas, she was in the shower.....mmmm....

[hr]

In the midst of the suicide of the West, it was clear that they had no chance.

[sweet]

Idly stroking her leg, she wondered how Phil's hat stayed on in bed. He wondered...

[Duggeh]

if marmite flavoured chewing gum was a good idea....

[hr]

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Duggeh: Master Of Ceremonies

[begemot]

and whether biscuits act as effective coasters...
[hr]

In the midst of the suicide of the West, it was clear that they had no chance.

[JM]

but then sat bolt upright and thought "wait a minute, who the f**k did i just shag, i dunno her name........". scrambling for some form of identification, he found a letter addressed tp the slag. her name was...

[hr]

"Life can be full of many problems"; this can be translated into "tormenting you is how the big man gets his jollies"

[theflirt]

not on the letter and so he continued to search for something else, and found something worse...

[hr]

Oh pants!

[begemot]

...the corpse of a small child, called Alf..

[hr]

In the midst of the suicide of the West, it was clear that they had no chance.

[Anon.]

...huddled underneath the sink in the kitchen. Immediately he felt closer to her, though she was taking a bath upstairs - far closer than during the night, when they had broken the bed. The gulf that had yawned between them earlier was closed; they were in perfect sympathy. He too had murdered an infant, four years before in Madagascar.

[Paranoid]

At that moment he knew it was fate, having just discovered they both possessed matching his and hers

[hr]

..I've got this pain down all the diodes on my left side...

[sweet]

suddenly, his eyes snapped open. "Fuck me, what a weird wee dream!" he thought. After a brief moment of anxiety, he resumed thinking about biscuits. Our heroine disturbed the comforable yet turgid silence, her words floating loud through the golden stripy morning air like a medium-sized pebble into a pool. She said "What happened yer pint?"

"Don't worry quine" came the reply. He produced it from his hat, and took a long drag. "Ahhh... cydar." He offered the amber liquid to her, but she shook her head. Just then they were surprised by...

[kas48]

...a one legged naked dwarf bursting into the room, brandishing a massive...

[hr]

The bird with the thorn in its breast, it follows an immutable law. It is driven by it knows not what to impale itself, and die singing. At the very instant that the thorn enters there is no awareness in it of the dying to come; it simply sings and sings until there is not the life left to sing another note. But we, when we put the thorns in our breasts, we know. We know and still we do it. Still we do it.

[the reason for the word w]

...battle axe. He came running at them screaming and took at good swing at his...

[hr]

Are you a terrorist?
- Depends! Are you terrified?

[The Yettoner]

...cardboard cut out of Brian Lang which he proceeded to...

[hr]

"Faith is being sure of what you hope for and certain of what you do not see." - Hebrews 11:1

[The Yettoner]

...poster of Cherie Blair, which was proudly displayed...

[hr]

"Faith is being sure of what you hope for and certain of what you do not see." - Hebrews 11:1

[Garnet]

..on his chest.

[hr]


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