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Postby richey on Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:33 pm

www.questionswap.com

My friend just introduced me to this, I'm already hooked! Ask a question, whether it is trivial or serious, and in return, you will have to ask someone else's question.

I've already have some thought-provoking and downright random answers!
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Postby munchingfoo on Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:38 pm

Quoting richey from 20:33, 12th Apr 2006
www.questionswap.com

My friend just introduced me to this, I'm already hooked! Ask a question, whether it is trivial or serious, and in return, you will have to ask someone else's question.



For the lazy amoungst you http://www.questionswap.com

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Tired Freudian references aside - your mother played my mighty skin flute like a surf crowned sea nymph trying to rouse Poseidon from his watery slumber!
I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis? Did Steve
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Postby munchingfoo on Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:39 pm

Q: "Who fingered Roger Rabbit?"

A: "Yer Ma!"

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Tired Freudian references aside - your mother played my mighty skin flute like a surf crowned sea nymph trying to rouse Poseidon from his watery slumber!
I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis? Did Steve
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Postby munchingfoo on Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:43 pm

hmm - my answer wasn't quit eI had hoped for :-(



Phong or Gouraud shading model?

The following answer has just been sent to you;

phong for sure

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Tired Freudian references aside - your mother played my mighty skin flute like a surf crowned sea nymph trying to rouse Poseidon from his watery slumber!
I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis? Did Steve
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Postby richey on Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:48 pm

Some of the answers can be a bit pants, its better if you ask an open-ended question rather than do you prefer this or that.
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Postby Power Metal Dom on Wed Apr 12, 2006 10:14 pm

Q. How can I convert base elements to gold?

United Kingdom



A. First you have to get a hooker, untile you do that I will write down the next steps! NOW GO MY SON AND MAKE ME PROUD BY GETTING LAID!





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Postby liliputian on Wed Apr 12, 2006 10:37 pm

some people a. have too much time on their hands and b. are really weird...

Q. lord of the rings or harry potter?? elijah wood or tobey maguire?? bicsuit or cake?? lamb or chicken??

A. Some pressing yet obvious questions. Lord of the Rings is an epic tale of rings and stuff, but the meat and potatos of this are the bombastic battles which send me into a leg-rubbing frenzy. Harry Potter is a geek who rubs his groin all over a wooden stick - enough said.

Elijah Wood is Frodo, the worst character in Lord of the Rings because he looks kind of like a frog and speaks with the least convincing French accent I've ever heard. Tobey Maguire shoots his sticky loads to incredible effect in Spiderman and therefore wins.

Cakes make me drip saliva from every orifice but threaten to morph the female population into sweating, blubbery beach balls. If you've ever had the extravagence to purchase a broken biscuit selection, you will know that biscuits, no matter how mutated and dishevelled, will always taste like they have been baked between the thighs of Adonis. They win.

The next contest is a question of ethics. How could you possibly eat a lamb in the full knowledge that you have robbed a young fuzzling of its very being? Not only are chickens loud, ugly, stupid and annoying but they generally just piss me right off and I eat them with fervish, just because I know that an animal had to die to sustain me. Chickens win.


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i know you want the sin but not the sinner...

http://standrews.facebook.com/profile.php?id=37100186
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Postby JM on Wed Apr 12, 2006 10:45 pm

oh no.

its like the new facebook, can feel the addiction coming on... crap

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EDIT: some people have warped minds...

"Life can be full of many problems"; this can be translated into "tormenting you is how the big man gets his jollies"
"Life can be full of many problems"; this can be translated into "tormenting you is how the big man gets his jollies"
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Postby JM on Wed Apr 12, 2006 11:37 pm

now the addiction is here:

"Slow Down!

You are asking and answering way too fast.

Think up a new and thought provoking question, and try again " - from site after answering a question



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"Life can be full of many problems"; this can be translated into "tormenting you is how the big man gets his jollies"
"Life can be full of many problems"; this can be translated into "tormenting you is how the big man gets his jollies"
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Postby amore vincit omnia on Wed Apr 12, 2006 11:59 pm

I got this gem as a question:

"So, if you're, um, you know, not, like...doing anything later, would you, you know, like, maybe want to get a coffee or something? Or, you know, if you don't, it's totally okay and stuff."

Made me laugh, anyway.


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Postby orudge on Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:56 am

Hmm, I was asked what colour a smurf turned if you choked it... interesting site, looks fun. :)

Haha, got a fun one here:

I'm 17. Male. Looking for a girl to talk to. question: If your a girl, will you IM me on AIM or email me? EnergeticEnigma is my aim name. imaginative_insanity@yahoo.com is my email.

Was fun to come up with a reply, anyway. ;)

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Postby sabra_girl on Thu Apr 13, 2006 1:06 am

Oh dear...

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"There are not very many desires in life which we can actually meet. For instance, 'I want to meet the love of my life'. Probably not today! But 'I want a cup of coffee.' That I can do!" Chris Thile (Nickel Creek)

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"There are not very many desires in life which we can actually meet. For instance, 'I want to meet the love of my life'. Probably not today! But 'I want a cup of coffee.' That I can do!" Chris Thile (Nickel Creek)
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Postby sabra_girl on Thu Apr 13, 2006 1:10 am

I sent: Is internet dating really only for losers with no real-life social skills? (based on a discussion I was having with a friend ealier)

I got: yes, but for years those people had no means of finding a partner. now
they can.

Made me chuckle anyways. Also:

I got: What's your name?

I sent: A term by which I am referred to by others to avoid wide-scale confusion when being given instructions, etc. What's yours?

I thought I was being witty anways, hehe...

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"There are not very many desires in life which we can actually meet. For instance, 'I want to meet the love of my life'. Probably not today! But 'I want a cup of coffee.' That I can do!" Chris Thile (Nickel Creek)

I assassin down the avenue.
"There are not very many desires in life which we can actually meet. For instance, 'I want to meet the love of my life'. Probably not today! But 'I want a cup of coffee.' That I can do!" Chris Thile (Nickel Creek)
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Postby liliputian on Thu Apr 13, 2006 1:18 am

oh my god that's so weird - that was me who answered the internet dating one! i'm so glad you're not some loser fat guy who relies on internet dating to find himself a mate as socially inept as himself. i was really worried!

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[i:143mmj9f]i know you want the sin but not the sinner...[/i:143mmj9f]

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Postby sabra_girl on Thu Apr 13, 2006 1:20 am

Hehehe - I did wonder when I was asking that since we're all on at the same time if we'd all end up answering each other's questions! Guess now I know!

Was it someone here who told me to look in my shoes for my car keys? (They weren't there but I don't own a car so I guess that's not so surprising.)

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"There are not very many desires in life which we can actually meet. For instance, 'I want to meet the love of my life'. Probably not today! But 'I want a cup of coffee.' That I can do!" Chris Thile (Nickel Creek)

I assassin down the avenue.
"There are not very many desires in life which we can actually meet. For instance, 'I want to meet the love of my life'. Probably not today! But 'I want a cup of coffee.' That I can do!" Chris Thile (Nickel Creek)
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Postby liliputian on Thu Apr 13, 2006 1:23 am

I decided to submit my essay questions in hope that i'd get some interesting answers...
On Thursday, April 13, 2006 you asked the following question;

does the state of Israel have the right to exist?

The following answer has just been sent to you;

yes.


SHOULD CHINA BE CONSIDERED A 'REVISIONIST' POWER, A 'STATUS QUO' POWER OR BOTH?

I have to write 4500 words on this. What do you think?

The following answer has just been sent to you;

I think you better get started ASAP sucka! but I would call it revisionist as there are more and more free market practices being allowed in China, soon after I'm sure there will be a growth in civil liberties and then they might top the US


guess i'll just have to write them myself. oh well.

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[i:143mmj9f]i know you want the sin but not the sinner...[/i:143mmj9f]

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Postby amore vincit omnia on Thu Apr 13, 2006 1:38 am

If you had the choice, would you become immortal?

hm, if i'd get a large sword and got to chop off peoples heads like The Highlander, then yes.


Worrying.


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Postby Bonnie on Thu Apr 13, 2006 2:05 am

Louise,
On your Isreal question, can you please talk about how it was the British who fucked it all up? No one ever remembers that in IR and it would be fun for you to remind them

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Postby liliputian on Thu Apr 13, 2006 2:36 am

Of course Bonnie - that's a fairly central part to my essay!

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Postby Power Metal Dom on Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:01 am

I got this beaut :D


Q. Is my purple hat eating your French custard with twenty four Charlotte Church endorsed Harry Potter novels?


A. Yes, My green penis is orbiting a welsh farmers potato shed with Des Lynam stroking a belgians Bible.

HEHE this site is addictive!

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