sex

[motorhead]

Do woman want sex just as much as men, or are they just better than men at hiding it. Or am i just a really horny man

[Smith]

they want it.

[hr]

Cake, and fine wine.

[Senethro]

They want it, but they have these things called standards. I'm not too familiar with them myself, but I'm very much a victim of them.

[Rufus]

Obviously, it very much depends on the sexual drive of the woman.

With such a splendid array of vibrators these days though, sexual pleasure can be hassle free.

A vibrator doesn't pass wind, pass judgement, and always brings one to climax.

Men are practically obsolete.

[rob 'f*ck off' wine boy]

Quoting Rufus from 15:57, 14th Apr 2006
Obviously, it very much depends on the sexual drive of the woman.

With such a splendid array of vibrators these days though, sexual pleasure can be hassle free.

A vibrator doesn't pass wind, pass judgement, and always brings one to climax.

Men are practically obsolete.

Ah, but synthetic vaginas are upon us. WOMEN are obsolete.

[munchingfoo]

Both those posts are utter crap. If you think a vibrator or plastic vagina is better than a man or a woman then you have obviously had a bad batch of the opposite sex to experiment with.

[hr]

Tired Freudian references aside - your mother played my mighty skin flute like a surf crowned sea nymph trying to rouse Poseidon from his watery slumber!

[Rufus]

I didn't say a vibrator was better than the real thing, I said it was less hassle.

Which it is.

[rob 'f*ck off' wine boy]

Quoting munchingfoo from 16:03, 14th Apr 2006
Both those posts are utter crap. If you think a vibrator or plastic vagina is better than a man or a woman then you have obviously had a bad batch of the opposite sex to experiment with.

[hr]

Tired Freudian references aside - your mother played my mighty skin flute like a surf crowned sea nymph trying to rouse Poseidon from his watery slumber!

As a synthetic vagina yourself (with a sense of humour to match;)) I think you should shut up.

[munchingfoo]

Hmm, I guess you didn't. Sorry.


[hr]

Tired Freudian references aside - your mother played my mighty skin flute like a surf crowned sea nymph trying to rouse Poseidon from his watery slumber!

[munchingfoo]

Quoting rob 'f*ck off' wine boy from 16:09, 14th Apr 2006

Quoting munchingfoo from 16:03, 14th Apr 2006
Both those posts are utter crap. If you think a vibrator or plastic vagina is better than a man or a woman then you have obviously had a bad batch of the opposite sex to experiment with.

As a synthetic vagina yourself (with a sense of humour to match;)) I think you should shut up.

Your last synthetic vagina, Rob, had a very good sense of humour. Well, I always heard it laughing when ever you showed it your knob.

[hr]

Tired Freudian references aside - your mother played my mighty skin flute like a surf crowned sea nymph trying to rouse Poseidon from his watery slumber!

[rob 'f*ck off' wine boy]

At least it was a synthetic vagina and not small children I showed my knob to.

:D:D:D

[munchingfoo]

Yes, we were all glad when you stopped showing your penis to small children.

[hr]

Tired Freudian references aside - your mother played my mighty skin flute like a surf crowned sea nymph trying to rouse Poseidon from his watery slumber!

[rob 'f*ck off' wine boy]

You had to go and grow up, didn't you. You still like to play with it though, don't you

[munchingfoo]

If I remember correctly, which I do, talking about those fictional events conjured by your imagination are in breach of your bail conditions, Rob.

[hr]

Tired Freudian references aside - your mother played my mighty skin flute like a surf crowned sea nymph trying to rouse Poseidon from his watery slumber!

[motorhead]

Quoting munchingfoo from 16:03, 14th Apr 2006
Both those posts are utter crap. If you think a vibrator or plastic vagina is better than a man or a woman then you have obviously had a bad batch of the opposite sex to experiment with.

[hr]

Tired Freudian references aside - your mother played my mighty skin flute like a surf crowned sea nymph trying to rouse Poseidon from his watery slumber!

do you think that a vibrator is better than a man andy

[Cain]

Quoting motorhead from 16:44, 14th Apr 2006
do you think that a vibrator is better than a man andy

It depends on what you want them to do.

I've yet to meet a man that can fit discretely into a woman's handbag.

[hr]

I hold an element of surprise

[motorhead]

You can fit a mans cock in a handbag though

[Light the Rag]

Handbag fucker!!

[flarewearer]

Quoting motorhead from 20:58, 14th Apr 2006
You can fit a mans cock in a handbag though

I don't know, Iv'e seen some pretty small handbags (for the record, I am not implying iv'e seen some particularly large man's cocks)

[hr]

[Sid]

Whatever happened to affection, you know, kisses and cuddles? It's not all just about sex in an animalistic sense. You can't cuddle a vibrator or any other sexual devices.