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Re:

Postby Lodestone on Fri Apr 14, 2006 8:14 pm

You can't cuddle a vibrator


Bloody well can.

I love my vibrator more than a lot of people.
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Postby Light the Rag on Fri Apr 14, 2006 8:39 pm

Quoting flarewearer from 21:03, 14th Apr 2006
...(for the record, I am not implying iv'e seen some particularly large man's cocks)


Are you implying that you've seen men's cocks which aren't particularly large?
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Re:

Postby Sid on Fri Apr 14, 2006 8:44 pm

That's disgusting.

Quoting Lodestone from 21:14, 14th Apr 2006
You can't cuddle a vibrator


Bloody well can.

I love my vibrator more than a lot of people.
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Postby Rufus on Fri Apr 14, 2006 9:42 pm

Quoting Sid from 21:44, 14th Apr 2006
That's disgusting.

Quoting Lodestone from 21:14, 14th Apr 2006
You can't cuddle a vibrator


Bloody well can.

I love my vibrator more than a lot of people.


I thought it quite amusing.
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Postby Senethro on Fri Apr 14, 2006 10:08 pm

Quoting Sid from 21:44, 14th Apr 2006
That's disgusting.

Quoting Lodestone from 21:14, 14th Apr 2006
You can't cuddle a vibrator


Bloody well can.

I love my vibrator more than a lot of people.


You intentionally come into threads hoping you can find something you can be offended by, don't you?

GET OUT
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Re:

Postby Sid on Sat Apr 15, 2006 1:12 am

Piss you!

Quoting Senethro from 23:08, 14th Apr 2006
Quoting Sid from 21:44, 14th Apr 2006
That's disgusting.

Quoting Lodestone from 21:14, 14th Apr 2006
[quote]You can't cuddle a vibrator


Bloody well can.

I love my vibrator more than a lot of people.


You intentionally come into threads hoping you can find something you can be offended by, don't you?

GET OUT[/quote]
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Postby Dave the Explosive Newt on Sat Apr 15, 2006 2:09 am

Quoting Sid from 21:44, 14th Apr 2006
That's disgusting.

Quoting Lodestone from 21:14, 14th Apr 2006
You can't cuddle a vibrator


Bloody well can.

I love my vibrator more than a lot of people.


Not really. It's safe to assume Lodestone hates loads of people.

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Mmmm, cake.
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Re:

Postby Lodestone on Sat Apr 15, 2006 7:05 am

Quoting Dave the Explosive Newt from 03:09, 15th Apr 2006
Quoting Sid from 21:44, 14th Apr 2006
That's disgusting.

Quoting Lodestone from 21:14, 14th Apr 2006
[quote]You can't cuddle a vibrator


Bloody well can.

I love my vibrator more than a lot of people.


Not really. It's safe to assume Lodestone hates loads of people.[/quote]

And it is a really nice vibrator.
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Re:

Postby Senethro on Sat Apr 15, 2006 9:17 am

Getting slightly creepy now...
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Re:

Postby motorhead on Sat Apr 15, 2006 10:08 am

Coming from A mans point of view i wouldnt use the fake vaginas as they are a bit creepy. But i can see why women would want to use vibrators, especially ugly women that cant get real cocks
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Re:

Postby Dave the Explosive Newt on Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:56 am

Quoting Lodestone from 08:05, 15th Apr 2006
Quoting Dave the Explosive Newt from 03:09, 15th Apr 2006
Quoting Sid from 21:44, 14th Apr 2006
That's disgusting.

[quote]Quoting Lodestone from 21:14, 14th Apr 2006
[quote]You can't cuddle a vibrator


Bloody well can.

I love my vibrator more than a lot of people.


Not really. It's safe to assume Lodestone hates loads of people.[/quote]

And it is a really nice vibrator.[/quote]

It depends on how you're defining love, really. If you enjoy having it around that's fine, but if you find yourself thinking about it constantly, buying it little presents and following it around (not entirely sure how that last one would work) you might be in trouble - because the vibrator just doesn't feel the same way about you. Sorry.

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Mmmm, cake.
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Re:

Postby Cain on Sat Apr 15, 2006 12:02 pm

Quoting Dave the Explosive Newt from 12:56, 15th Apr 2006
the vibrator just doesn't feel the same way about you. Sorry.


To quote from Sex and the City

He's just not that into you

or maybe... that's a bit dirty

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Postby Rufus on Sat Apr 15, 2006 12:44 pm

Quoting Dave the Explosive Newt from 12:56, 15th Apr 2006
[you might be in trouble - because the vibrator just doesn't feel the same way about you. Sorry.

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Mmmm, cake.


How do you know for sure that it doesn't?

The Iroquois would argue with you. Maybe.
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Re:

Postby David Bean on Sat Apr 15, 2006 3:13 pm

What do they know about the emotional intelligence of vibrators?

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Psalm 91:7
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Re:

Postby Rufus on Sat Apr 15, 2006 6:03 pm

More than you ever could, dear Mr Bean.
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Postby angel_kohaku on Sat Apr 15, 2006 8:05 pm

Quoting David Bean from 16:13, 15th Apr 2006
What do they know about the emotional intelligence of vibrators?

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Psalm 91:7


Some of them are more intelligent than men. Some can multi task extremely well. not sure about the emotional intelligence though

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Postby munchingfoo on Sat Apr 15, 2006 8:09 pm

You might have had a valid point if you had said "they are more intelligent than some men"

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Re:

Postby rob 'f*ck off' wine boy on Sat Apr 15, 2006 8:11 pm

Quoting munchingfoo from 21:09, 15th Apr 2006
You might have had a valid point if you had said "they are more intelligent than some men"

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Your opinion is invalid, male. We require lovesticks and nothing else.

All hail the vagina! There is nothing else...period.
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Re:

Postby motorhead on Sat Apr 15, 2006 8:44 pm

Quoting rob 'f*ck off' wine boy from 21:11, 15th Apr 2006
Quoting munchingfoo from 21:09, 15th Apr 2006
You might have had a valid point if you had said "they are more intelligent than some men"

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Your opinion is invalid, male. We require lovesticks and nothing else.

All hail the vagina! There is nothing else...period.



exactly - period
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Re:

Postby lauraelizabeth on Wed Jan 10, 2007 6:57 pm

heeheehee
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