Nonesense please.

[ethdual]

I'm collecting nonesense does anyone have any they don't need? It's really important.

[Zen]

i'm just full of nonsense

[kensson]

There's always the Liberty Club website

[hr]My policy towards the USA remains one of regime change

[Oli]

Shall we start with the word "nonesense"?

It's nonsense! (both your word and the correct spelling).


Mmm. The ambiguities of the English language...

[RichZ]

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[Thackary]

Smashing

[RichZ]

Can anyone spot the non-nonesense (ie 1/2 sensible things) in the forest of crap?

[munchingfoo]

penguins only attack polar bears when it's dark because they can free hipopotomuses using the age old theory of difusion alowing man to conquer the world with their fish.

Now to some this might seem quite obvious, but if you ask the monkies living next to me they would get the nest back to front and the conclusion would be briefly sacrificial, but whilst on the subject of lambs, woolly hipopotemouses were the main point of this nonsense. Have you ever thought about tomato sauce, woolly hipo's did, thats why there under attack from the polar bears.

But i'm drifting from the subject matter. Cheese on toast tastes great with anything, but it tastes even better on toast. When i eat i think of jogging, but then i realise i have no ears which would make jogging quite impossible. So i just sit and listen to music tapping my feet with a drum stick. I go trough a lot of sticks throwing them to the ducks at the fault line in egypt. It's okay though because i enjoy collecting sticks from my cabbage patchwork quilt. It stops it from itching when i sleep. I think i'm going to sleep now, but if i think how can i sleep. Now i'm confused which makes sleeping dificult but not as dificult as having no ears.

good nite

munchingfoo

[ethdual]

That was average muchingfoo, but given that no-one else has made the effort, superior, even though technically it wasn't non(e)sense

[Thackary]

Sharks will only attack you if you're wet.

True, but not really useful. Is that the sort of thing you're after?

[RichZ]

I think that munchingfoo's effort was rather good actually. It did make muc of a nonesense. I think mine was complete nonesense. Well maybe except for a few randomly placed bits.

[Trixter]

Think about the word Fly/Flies... It is a critter with wings that is the most annoying in Summer time. Or the zipper section of a mans trousers. Which is more appealing... the fly or the fly?? A fly lands on the ceiling (upside down) when it takes off does it drop upside down and than flip over in flight or does it drop and flip and then fly off?? Have you ever really watched a fly? I wish i was a fly on your wall, or on my knees at your fly.
OOPS!! Did I say THAT??? OOPS!! Silly me. Just a bunch of nonsense.

[snowflake]

nonesense does anyone have any they don't need?

does anyone actually need nonsense?

also, is other people's nonsense more nonsensical than your own nonsense?

generally i find nonsense is not so nonsensical (is that even a word??) when it's your own... or maybe that's just me. and why people are looking at me strangely. hmmm

[munchingfoo]

I thought everyone deserved to read my non sense again :P

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[s]
My entire life in boolean logic

¬emptyGlass(pint) => drinking(Andy)
emptyGlass(pint) AND ¬stomache(full) => buy(pint)
emptyGlass(pint) AND stomache(full) => buy(vodka)
emptyGlass(vodka) => buy(vodka)
¬emptyGlass(vodka) => drinking(Andy) [/s]

[Duggeh]

Eckieckieckifatangzutboingenrouagain-nee!

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[jennyo]

Quoting Duggeh from 02:08, 15th May 2005
Eckieckieckifatangzutboingenrouagain-nee!

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I'm impressed that you've felt the need to spell that out.

My nonsense is: Have you ever noticed when cats sneeze, they make this face like, oh my god, what was that?

[hr]

Do those under a risk of death by metor run some thus-far indefinite risk of longrun meteorisation?
- David Bean

[rae]

[quote]Quoting munchingfoo from 02:05, 15th May 2005
I thought everyone deserved to read my non sense again

[hr]

[s]

very good nonesense too. Lennon-esque. Whoever was after nonsense, check out some of John Lennon's poetry. Should do you just right.

[hr]

In America they think 100 years is old and in Britain they think 100 miles is far.

[rob 'f*ck off' wine boy]

We am not I, quoth the verb in the second advent of the premier coming. The Penultimate final aptitude test concluded that Jesus perhaps originated in his second house, whereupon the Teenage Ninja Hero Turtles (tm) attacked quite passively with the use of thermonuclear waste decontamination, inflicting several serious recoveries upon the leper enjoyers.

Amongst all this was the deafening noise of silence (and yes, I know you're all thinking 'prentious!', I care not), as the Pope sat pondering the art of thinking nothing. Soon, after a long time, he sat up, and whilst in his favourite 4 poster bed trundled across the hydrated dryness of the newly formed Gobi desert, from whence the Gobs hail.

Gobbing in public is rude, hence the friendly extermination of this particular race, for the benefit of misfortune.

Amen.

[Newty]

The steely penguin, it calls to me with its whimsical knee.

By reverse quoth I, "Ham."


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Will Watson. Medical student. Cake lover.