by Jen the Phantom Hobbit of on Tue May 09, 2006 12:43 pm
In the immortal words of Marcus Brigstock - David Blaine is a gitwizard. I mean, come on! 'Drowned alive.' Thats what he's called this week long stunt. I thought to drown you had to have been deprived of oxygen, which for the week (excluding the last seven minutes) he wasn't. Also you're always alive when you drown, thats why you DO drown. A dead person can't drown cos they're dead.
To be fair, holding your breath for 7 minutes is impressive, but i can think of more impressive things, like raising money for chairty by running a marathon. Now if he did that I'd be impressed, but sitting in a giant see-through bucket ... no.
Makes you think though, he's probably made loads of money from this bucket/goldfish bowl/call it what you like stunt. Why do a degree when you can make a fortune getting wet and being a gitwizard.
New idea ... Harry Potter and the Gitwizard. Harry Potter spents the entire seventh book suspended in a bucket above Diagon Ally while trying to defeat the evil Lord Voldemort, who is actually David Blaine in a hoodie.
Ok - that is quite a rant - place bets now on how mnay bitchy remarks I get?
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The voices in my head tell me I'm not insane ... but everyone else does.