See if you can do any better

[Oli]

A bored consultant dermatologist entered Falkirk General Hospital in July...

A word for each letter of the alphabet - see if you can finish the sentence.

[wookiee]

Kevin later met no orthapedic patients queuing round seven trees, underneath vizors, with x-ray yieling zebras.




[hr]
Computer games don't affect kids;I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, people would be running around darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.....

[Oli]

A good try - I've now edited the original post to read as I had intended it.

[D]

Killing lonely men, notably old patients. Quietly roaming s..... through under ventilated wards, x-ray y.... z....


I thought I was doing quite well but I can't seem to get any further......

[Guest]

well done

[wookiee]

...kniving lawyers mocking nice old people, quoting recent stories that upset very wet x-rayed yuppie zoologists.

[hr]Computer games don't affect kids;I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, people would be running around darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.....

[James]

... knowing little more now of pertinent questions regarding skin than undergraduate veterinarians who x-ray young zebras.

How's that?

[Oli]

That's brilliant!

Keep 'em coming - it's something else to distract you from revision at least...

[Colin]

... keeping loud monkeys nattering obscene phrases quiet, rather surprisingly, through unbelievable violence with x-ray yeilding zappers.

I challenge someone to do one without the word 'x-ray'. Oh, and congratulations on a damn good procrastination idea.

[Oli]

Hear hear. I also call for something other than X-ray...

I've not been to any hospitals with monkeys in them though... A little nonsensical?

And please don't feel that you have to stick with the dermatologist in Falkirk - I'd be interested to see what other stories we can concoct.

Oh - and I have another idea, though that can have its own thread...

[Prophet Tenebrae]

knotting little mental nomads onto precious quintessential Raelian scientists the uber vixen wielded xylophone younglings zealously.

Total gibbersih - but topical.

[kensson]

"A Bright Cold Day" evokes French/German history. I jam Kensson's latest music neatly on, playing quietly; really sounds terrific. Undeniably vanquishes witless xenophobes' yobbish zealotry.

Visit http://www.kensson.com to download or order it...

[hr]My policy towards the USA remains one of regime change

[Prophet Tenebrae]

Very good

[Oli]

Credit where credit's due.

Shameless plug, well constructed. Respect.

[Colin]

[s]Oli wrote on 13:25, 13th Jan 2003:
I've not been to any hospitals with monkeys in them though... A little nonsensical?


Medics was too obvious. Nonsensical is the way forward.

[Oli]

Fair point