Brunette jokes

[angel_kohaku]

Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A. A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

Q. What's black, blue, brown and green and laying in a ditch?
A. The same brunette 3 weeks later

Q. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
A. No one else wants it.

Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
A. Invisible.

Q. Why is brunette considered an evil color?
A. When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

Q. What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
A. The invitation

Q. What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A. A hostage

Q. Why did God create brunettes?
A. So ugly guys would have someone to date

Q. Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
A. It doesn't show the dirt

Q. Is it tru blonds have more fun?
A. No, they have ALL the fun

Q. What's the difference between a brunette and the trash?
A. At least the trash gets taken out once a week

Q: What kind of costumes do little brunette kids wear on Halloween?
A: They don't, they just stand on their heads and go as dirty mops

And my personal favourite:

Q. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A. It matches their moustache.

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I wanna be an anarchist, get pissed, destroy

[Anon.]

Quoting angel_kohaku from 00:40, 3rd Jul 2006
Q. Why is brunette considered an evil color?
A. When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

I've never seen any kind of witch.

[Power Metal Dom]

Haha

Ouch!

Brutal retaliation there from the blondes. I wonder who taught them to write never mind use the interweb

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Like flames on fuel...upon power metal I drool
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[angel_kohaku]

Burn!


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I wanna be an anarchist, get pissed, destroy

[Paranoid]

What the witch or the blonde?




...sorry couldn't help myself...

Quoting angel_kohaku from 18:18, 3rd Jul 2006
Burn!


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I wanna be an anarchist, get pissed, destroy

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..I've got this pain down all the diodes on my left side...

[Bitterandtwisted]

Quoting angel_kohaku from 00:40, 3rd Jul 2006


Q. Why is brunette considered an evil color?
A. When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

The French witches in Harry Potter 4. Also Sabrina.

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Look at that. Look at that. "Accident Blackspot"? These aren't accidents. They're throwing themselves into the road gladly. Throwing themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness. Throw yourself into the road, darling - you haven't got a chance.

[Satine]

Quoting Bitterandtwisted from 20:54, 3rd Jul 2006

Quoting angel_kohaku from 00:40, 3rd Jul 2006


Q. Why is brunette considered an evil color?
A. When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

The French witches in Harry Potter 4. Also Sabrina.

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Oh and let's not forget Samantha and her daughter Tabitha in Bewitched.

[Amorphous]

Quoting Satine from 21:12, 3rd Jul 2006

Quoting Bitterandtwisted from 20:54, 3rd Jul 2006
The French witches in Harry Potter 4. Also Sabrina.

Oh and let's not forget Samantha and her daughter Tabitha in Bewitched.

And Tara from 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer'. Not sure if Willow counts on the brunette side since by that time she was dying her hair red and eventually it went black.

I should probably watch less cult TV.

[Pan]

^ didn't she have red-hair to begin with and then dyed her hair red/blonde? We all know red hair is the best hair to have [img]littleicons/yellowtounge.gif[/img]

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"Last time you gave me a pie, I cut into it, and birds flew out of it, hitting me in the face and chin. I was confused. It was a trick pie"

[grousefanatic]

Quoting Amorphous from 21:37, 3rd Jul 2006

Quoting Satine from 21:12, 3rd Jul 2006

Quoting Bitterandtwisted from 20:54, 3rd Jul 2006
The French witches in Harry Potter 4. Also Sabrina.

Oh and let's not forget Samantha and her daughter Tabitha in Bewitched.

And Tara from 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer'. Not sure if Willow counts on the brunette side since by that time she was dying her hair red and eventually it went black.

I should probably watch less cult TV.

And definitely all three out of the four Halliwell sisters in Charmed, and half their ancestors too.

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veni vidi nates calce concidi - i came, i saw, i kicked ass

[angel_kohaku]

Pssh, you had to pick on the witch one!

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I wanna be an anarchist, get pissed, destroy

[Paranoid]

Moving away from the witch then...

Q: What kind of costumes do little brunette kids wear on Halloween?
A: They don't, they just stand on their heads and go as dirty mops


...whereas blondes do that and become brunettes...funny how these things go round in circles really!

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..I've got this pain down all the diodes on my left side...

[rob 'f*ck off' wine boy]

not sure if I have this completely right, but whatever:

Q: Who do you call a brunette who has dyed her hair blonde?
A: Brain damaged.

[Nymphomanic]

i'm evidence that blondes aren't thick

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I read most of the night and go south in winter - wasteland

[Midget]

Quoting nymphomanic from 20:36, 5th Jul 2006
i'm evidence that blondes aren't thick

What is the sexiest thing onb earth

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[WashingtonIrving]

We all make typos from time to eime!

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I bet you don't know how to spell contridiction.

[Guest]

golly gosh angel whatever, arent you just hilarious (NOT)

[whoot ¬_¬]

Quoting Anon. from 16:58, 3rd Jul 2006

Quoting angel_kohaku from 00:40, 3rd Jul 2006
Q. Why is brunette considered an evil color?
A. When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

I've never seen any kind of witch.

Samantha from Bewitched was a witch (it was on tv, it must be true!), so there goes that theory.

Hurrah for pretending someone's hair colour defines their personalities. Whoot.

[kkk]

someone has a hang up about being a dumb blonde.

[Guest]

Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?

It's 'lying', not 'laying'. Unless she was laying an egg or a table in the ditch. Bloody blondes and their poor grasp of the English language.