Worst Movies Ever

[Jono]

Contact. The film was atrocious. Jodi foster at her worst. Between the pre-9/11 christian suicide bomber, the astronomy lecture that lasted from meeting, through dinner, and beyond the moment of sexual climax, and the alien contact that actually didn't exist (or something)..... Bah! The film made no sense at all.

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[angel_kohaku]

The Matrix... 3rd one.

Shallow Hal - I'll admit that, yes I do like Jack Black, but this film was crap.

Signs - unbelievable shite.

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I wanna be an anarchist, get pissed, destroy

[MrGreedy]

You're all wrong, I'm right. Now and forever.

Battlefield Earth


He is right you know. The worst films I've actually paid to see have to be the Matrix 2 and 3 though. Talk about taking a premise too far...

Oh yeah, and Reservoir Dogs is one of the best scripted, best acted, best scored* and best directed films I've had the pleasure of watching. And also the only film I've watched more than 20 times, so either that's just retrospective self-justification to convince myself I haven't wasted my life or I really really like it - you decide




*Obviously it's not a score as such - best music selected or whatever.

[Freaker]

http://imdb.com/chart/bottom has some truly horrible movies on it - movies that are bad not because of the expectations that are not reached, or because some other people think that it is great but one disagrees - but you better watch some of them for yourself .

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I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

[J]

Gangs of New York. Absolutely terrible.

[Stu]

Can I add the straight to chanel 5 film DNA, a cross between Predator and Jurrasic Park with maybe a hint of India Jones at the start. Truly, truly awful.

[Power Metal Dom]

I will wager most of my worldly possessions that none of you have ever subjected your eyes to the torture that is "Island of the Damned."

Behold...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0310022/

It has the thread "Worst Film n History" at the bottom of the page.

The film must of been made with a budget of £50 and the "highlights" include a mysterious creature plot that is NEVER solved and the worst gun-shot in HISTORY.

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Like flames on fuel...upon power metal I drool
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[KateBush]

Hey I liked Shallow Hal! Any brat-pack American 80s films also turn me off big time. I should say too that Keanu Reeves simply CANNOT ACT, so anything with him in is bound to be RUBBISH.

I thought the remake of the Importance of Being Earnest was pretty dire, too, and that's hard for me to admit as I die hard Colin Firth fan!

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MSt (in progress), Medieval English, Oxford, 2006
DPhil, funding secured + place offered, Medieval Scottish and English literature, Oxford, 2009

[Ragamuffin_artist]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072856/

Sylvester Stallone's very first movie "Death Race 2000" is pretty bad. I think for every minute I wasted watching it, the movie probobly took 30 minutes off my life...it's that bad.

[Bitterandtwisted]

Quoting KateBush from 16:55, 28th Aug 2006
Any brat-pack American 80s films also turn me off big time.

I feel obliged to defend the greatness that was the Breakfast Club.

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[groovy]

Battle Royale 2.

I watched it with two other mates and we were all in agreement it was easily the worst film we had all seen.

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Remember now, there's a big difference between kneeling down and BENDING OVER!

[angel_kohaku]

Did anyone ever see that film (possibly "made for Channel 5") with the guy that is Superman from the TV series? It was called... Futuresport or something. It was pretty bad...

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I wanna be an anarchist, get pissed, destroy

[Otis redding]

MA (Hons) English, St Andrews, 2005
MSt (in progress), Medieval English, Oxford, 2006
DPhil, funding secured + place offered, Medieval Scottish and English literature, Oxford, 2009[/quote]


What do you want, a jelly watch?

[JackDaniels]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0246894/

Just terrible. Nice to see its on the imdb bottom 100. I actually tossed the disk out the window not long after watching this garbage.

[paint_idle]

Quoting groovy from 17:30, 28th Aug 2006
Battle Royale 2.

Yeah, terrible! It took us 3 or 4 sittings to get through that film, and then we didn't know what was going on!

Hmm, i've seen lots of 'worst movies ever' mainly from the low budget sci-fi/horror section in the video shop.

[Gealle]

I feel obliged to call you an arsehole, Otis.

Kylie's lovely. And well deserving of her awards.

So fuck off.

Quoting otis redding from 21:27, 28th Aug 2006



MA (Hons) English, St Andrews, 2005
MSt (in progress), Medieval English, Oxford, 2006
DPhil, funding secured + place offered, Medieval Scottish and English literature, Oxford, 2009

What do you want, a jelly watch?[/quote]

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Funky flunky munky...

[Rufus]

Thought of another one: Glitter.

Good for a bout of self-flagellation.

[Odysseus]

The English Patient - Absolute Murder.
The Pianist - Zzzzz


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Walk into the bright lights of sorrow, oh drink a bit of wine and we both might go tommorow, my love...

[Rufus]

Quoting Odysseus from 00:51, 30th Aug 2006
The English Patient - Absolute Murder.
The Pianist - Zzzzz


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Walk into the bright lights of sorrow, oh drink a bit of wine and we both might go tommorow, my love...

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Sacrilege!

[the Empress]

Serendipity. And Lost in Translation. Awful - they just never seem to end . . .