I thought this was a piss-take but now I'm not sure. Thought I'd bring it to your collective attention.
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"There are not very many desires in life which we can actually meet. For instance, 'I want to meet the love of my life'. Probably not today! But 'I want a cup of coffee.' That I can do!" Chris Thile (Nickel Creek)
I assassin down the avenue.