Life

[Dave the Explosive Newt]

Why is it so hard?

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Mmmmmmm, cake.
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[BenEsq]

Like Mario Kart, it's just not as rewarding with the cheatsn on.

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Lions and tigers and bears...Oh my!

[Jen the Phantom Hobbit of]

Life is hard to drive you insane for thats the only way to live in this mad mad world.

Plus, it means when something good comes along you appreciate it more.

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The voices in my head tell me I'm not insane ... but everyone else does.

[Mehmsy]

Life would be hard if you were in Darfur.

Around here it's fairly easy.

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[Paranoid]

God to imagine life in the form of Mario Kart (and not the cheap imitations, I'm talking SNES classic here)...that would be ACE!

I'd be the turtle-dood and spend most of my time on the hawaiian island world!

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..I've got this pain down all the diodes on my left side...

[jequirity]

I'm gonna be Bowser and i'm gonna red turtle your arse good Paranoid on your utopian hawaiian island world!
They should have made a milport island world though...

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LEEERRRROYYYY!!!!

Andrew W K Day 9th of May

[rob 'f*ck off' wine boy]

Did someone say it would be easy?

furthermore, I would be yoshi.

[Irish Frank]

There's many an occasion in my daily life where I could have used the old blue shell from mario kart 64. In which I would be playing, naturally, as Wario. Satan on wheels.

[Power Metal Dom]

This reminds me of the lyrics in a beautiful Joe Satrini song:

[l]Ive been out walking for hours.
Ive got something on my mind.
How did we get here? where are we going?
And why is life so hard?

I read the stories, see the photographs.
Worlds in a crazy space.
Ive got to hold on to my dreams;
Theres just no other place.[/l]



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Like flames on fuel...upon power metal I drool
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[Atangaladhion]

Quoting Dave the Explosive Newt from 03:40, 25th Oct 2006
Why is it so hard?

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Mmmmmmm, cake.
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Compared to what?

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Lars Olsen is not the second coming of Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ was the first coming of Lars Olsen.

[Otis redding]

This thread remindsme of a wonderful Desree song which goes a littles something like this "Ooh, Yeah
Oh yeah
Oh Life
Oh Life
I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in the park
When there's no one else around
Oh I get the shivers
I don't wanna see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
Watch the evening news
Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life
Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life
I'm a superstitious girl
I'm the worst in the world
Never walk under ladders
I keep a rabbits' tail
I'll take you up on a dare
Anytime, anywhere
Name the place, I'll be there
Bungee jumping, I don't care
Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life
Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life
Life
So after all's said and done
I know I'm not the only one
Life indeed can be fun
If you really want to
Sometimes living out your dreams
Ain't as easy as it seems
You wanna fly around the world
In a beautiful balloon
Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life
Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life
Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life
Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life
Oh life, oh life..

[Gubbins]

Life is like a box of chocolates. If you don't get in quick, everyone else will eat the good ones. Except in life, they don't provide you with one of those little pieces of paper that tells you what each one is.

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...but then again, that is only my opinion.

[Paranoid]

I hope you slip on a banana skin!

Quoting jequirity from 11:32, 25th Oct 2006
I'm gonna be Bowser and i'm gonna red turtle your arse good Paranoid on your utopian hawaiian island world!
They should have made a milport island world though...

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LEEERRRROYYYY!!!!

Andrew W K Day 9th of May

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..I've got this pain down all the diodes on my left side...

[jequirity]

I hope you get the Asda 1.5 litre Whisky Blend power up, i'd like to see you drive in a straight line after that. Or do anything after that actually!

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LEEERRRROYYYY!!!!

Andrew W K Day 9th of May

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[Haunted]

Quoting jequirity from 17:08, 25th Oct 2006
I hope you get the Asda 1.5 litre Whisky Blend power up, i'd like to see you drive in a straight line after that. Or do anything after that actually!

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LEEERRRROYYYY!!!!

Andrew W K Day 9th of May

Now theres a wager!
Remember to pack a spare pair of jeans

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Now with 100% more corn

[angel_kohaku]

Life... Don't talk to me about life...
Pardon me for breathing, which I wasn't doing anyway...

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I have always depended on the kindness of strangers

[Fozzy Bear]

Quoting angel_kohaku from 21:47, 25th Oct 2006
Life... Don't talk to me about life...
Pardon me for breathing, which I wasn't doing anyway...

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I have always depended on the kindness of strangers

i was wondering how long before someone wrote that.
pity you got it slightly wrong and didnt complete the scene.

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"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying." - Woody Allen

[Garnet]

Quoting Dave the Explosive Newt from 03:40, 25th Oct 2006
Why is it so hard?

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Mmmmmmm, cake.
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Oh what's wrong with life?
I think someone needs a hug

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so alive, so full of fire and music!

[Thalia]

"Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say it, oh God I'm so depressed. Here's another of those self-satisfied doors. Life! Don't talk to me about life."

The actual quote doesn't quite work as well as just the bits taken from it

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The shadow proves the sunshine...

...And I am a Sinner Goddess.