Quoting angel_kohaku from 13:27, 13th Feb 2007
Ok, everyone's having fun being all prentetious on the "favourite poem" thread, so I started this, because it is more fun.
I have a special hatred reserved for Seamus Heaney because he ruined AH english for me, but this has to be the worst poem ever written. I mean come ON! I write better poems when I'm bashing my head off the keyboard.
The Loch Ness Monster's Song by Edwin Morgan
Sssnnnwhuffffll?
Hnwhuffl hhnnwfl hnfl hfl?
Gdroblboblhobngbl gbl gl g g g g glbgl.
Drublhaflablhaflubhafgabhaflhafl fl fl -
gm grawwwww grf grawf awfgm graw gm.
Hovoplodok - doplodovok - plovodokot - doplodokosh?
Splgraw fok fok splgrafhatchgabrlgabrl fok splfok!
Zgra kra gka fok!
Grof grawff gahf?
Gombl mbl bl -
blm plm,
blm plm,
blm plm,
blp
If anyone can come up with a reason that this is NOT shit I'd like to hear it.
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I may be a pretty sad case but I don't write jokes in base 13
Quoting angel_kohaku from 13:27, 13th Feb 2007
Ok, everyone's having fun being all prentetious on the "favourite poem" thread, so I started this, because it is more fun.
I have a special hatred reserved for Seamus Heaney because he ruined AH english for me, but this has to be the worst poem ever written. I mean come ON! I write better poems when I'm bashing my head off the keyboard.
The Loch Ness Monster's Song by Edwin Morgan
Sssnnnwhuffffll?
Hnwhuffl hhnnwfl hnfl hfl?
Gdroblboblhobngbl gbl gl g g g g glbgl.
Drublhaflablhaflubhafgabhaflhafl fl fl -
gm grawwwww grf grawf awfgm graw gm.
Hovoplodok - doplodovok - plovodokot - doplodokosh?
Splgraw fok fok splgrafhatchgabrlgabrl fok splfok!
Zgra kra gka fok!
Grof grawff gahf?
Gombl mbl bl -
blm plm,
blm plm,
blm plm,
blp
If anyone can come up with a reason that this is NOT shit I'd like to hear it.
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I may be a pretty sad case but I don't write jokes in base 13
Quoting nymphomanic from 18:12, 13th Feb 2007
Forgive me but I think 'If' by Rudyard Kipling has to be my least favourite. I just think it doesn't ring very true plus it directly contradicts Shakespeare and puts humanity on a pedestal which it is undoubtebly going to fall off. it may have a grandiose ring to it, but it personifies the 'stiff up a lip' attitude which permeated the old british empire and should be redundant in a modern open society.
I much prefer poets who, instead of celebrating strength and honour look at humanities weaknesses and recognise that our very beauty is in our mortality and fallability (Auden, Shakespeare, Yeats). I like poets who can tell us minor or major truths about ourselves and our condition through either beautiful prose, humour or pathos.
Humanity is imperfect and beautiful. That is why we have art, poetry, etc.
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I read most of the night and go south in winter - wasteland
Quoting nymphomanic from 18:12, 13th Feb 2007
it may have a grandiose ring to it, but it personifies the 'stiff up a lip' attitude which permeated the old british empire and should be redundant in a modern open society.
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I read most of the night and go south in winter - wasteland
Quoting mhuzzell from 00:03, 14th Feb 2007
Incidentally, I think this thread provides a much better opportunity for pretensiousness.
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