Look, i'll just have to settle this arguement once and for all, with some down to earth logic.
I know one Gaelic speaker, and he's a twat. Therefore, i will now proceed to tar all Gaelic speakers with the same brush - and then crack them with the brush over their heads once i've used it.
£13 million pounds is being spent by the Scottish Executive on promoting the Gaelic language. That's 220 quid per fucking inbred scottish farmer to waste on a shite language which sounds like someone has just kicked the speaker up the arse. Not to mention the amount of money the BBC pays to have annoying as fuck Gaelic programmes. I mean, surely they must have the lowest aduience share consistently, being as only a maximum of 59,000 people can even fucking understand it.
And, while i'm rambling on, i bet half the fucking Gaelic speakers don't even have a TV because they can't receive the signal where they live.
Moyersy, actually the combined population of India and Pakistan is 1.4 billion, and that's not even counting the people who speak Urdu throughout the world. How can someone say that Urdu isn't a more important language to learn than Gaelic? I can imagine about 5 remote as fuck Scottish villages that only speak Gaelic, and i bet someone there would understand English if you said it to them.
Basically, Gaelic is a DEAD language, like it should be, and the Scots should stop fucking wasting money on trying to promote it, and put the money into something that's worthwhile - like cutting crime in Glasgow. Oh, wait, i think you might need £13 BILLION to do that.
Rant Over - No offence meant to the Scots or Gaelic speakers, i just wanted to poke a bit of fun