So, it's that time of year again when another batch of Scotland's finest graduate and bugger off to start new lives etc.
But NO!
We know you'll hang around, if not in town then on The Sinner and facebook, desperately clinging on to the dangerously insular community from which you have been heartlessly wrenched by the very institution that drew you here!!
So, I challenge you graduated Sinners: post your farewell message; include obscenities, xenophobic, sexist, deflamatory comments and personal abuse to anyone you feel like offending. Then leave.
Ha! You can't, can you!? It's OK. I still like you.
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