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[angel_kohaku]

What about
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn"
(from a friend)

And my contribution...
"We named the DOG Indiana"

I'd put either of these in there before Lord of the Crap.

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I may be a pretty sad case but I don't write jokes in base 13

[DrAlex]

Certainly not the most iconic, but there are some more good ones.

"Hello, Clarice", "It rubs the lotion on it's skin..." or "Fffff" from Silence of the Lambs for instance.

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The Sinner: Where no one ever learned "if you haven't got any thing nice to say, don't say anything at all."

[angel_kohaku]

I forgot about Silence of the Lambs.
... I'm having an old friend for dinner...

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I may be a pretty sad case but I don't write jokes in base 13

[Das Feuer liebt mich]

Silence of the Lambs

Hannibal Lecter: A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

OR

Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Oij377l ... ed&search=

It puts the lotion in the FUCKING basket!

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Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our mind.

[Das Feuer liebt mich]

Damn you, I wanted in there first

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Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our mind.

[Freaker]

What about Arnie and the rumbling "Hasta la vista, baby" (Terminator II) ?

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I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

[DrAlex]

Quoting Freaker from 19:17, 13th Jul 2007
What about Arnie and the rumbling "Hasta la vista, baby" (Terminator II) ?

Or more fundamentally, "I'll be back."

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The Sinner: Where no one ever learned "if you haven't got any thing nice to say, don't say anything at all."

[sartorius]

"life is like a box of chocolates: you never know what your gonna get"
Forest Gump is probably my favourite film ever.

Or what about:

"E.T. phone home"

"Houston, we have a problem"

"You can take our lives but you can never take out freedom"

[novium]

i kind of like:
"you people make my ass twitch. My ass is twitching"

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quem neque periculi tempestas neque honoris aura potuit umquaum du suo cursu aut spe aut metu demovere.

[Jen the Phantom Hobbit of]

'I have had it these mother f**king snakes on ym mother f**king plane!'

Sorry, it had to be said. May not be the most iconic but it was funny.

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The voices in my head tell me I'm not insane ... but everyone else does.

[Cain]

I've seen that lotion video before and it is soooo good. They used the song in Grey's Anatomy.

As for more iconic, There has to be something said for "Show me the money". It isn't a personal favourite of mine (but then, I think that "Reform the lines, sound the charge, take them head on, CHARGE!" is an awesome line), but it's one that everybody knows and everybody gets.



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I hold an element of surprise

[oddly familiar]

"Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore"

"I'll get you my pretty... and your little dog too! "

"Make him an offer he can't refuse"

"No. I am your father."

And lastly, as it's the best of all:
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my Father. Prepare to die."

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saru mo ki kara ochiru

[Raaaaaaaar]

What about:
"Spider Pig, Spider Pig, does whatever a Spider Pig does!"

[The Kinky Monkey]

i'm ron burgundy?

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Do good to all men, but at the end remember to collect your fee.

[Haunted]

"Plastics"

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Now with 100% more corn

[Haunted]

This may be of interest to this thread

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AFI's_100_ ... vie_Quotes

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Now with 100% more corn

[James01]

"Bond, James Bond..."

"Mein Führer, I can walk!"

"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"

But my personal favorite, which has already been mentioned, was Marlon Brando as Vito Corleone in The Godfather:

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."

[exnihilo]

"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off." - The Italian Job

or

"I'm the King of England, a man can have no better conceit of himself than that." - The Madness of King George

or

"Well, they've got a very good bass section, mind, but no top tenors, that's for sure." - Zulu

or

"What do I want with the countryside? I'm in a park and I'm half dead." - or indeed pretty much anything from Withnail & I.

[Mehmsy]

Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Alternatively,

Raoul Duke: Total control now. Tooling along the main drag on a Saturday night in Vegas. Two good old boys in a fire-apple red convertible. Stoned. Ripped. Twisted. Good people.

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[angel_kohaku]

A bit of a long one, but something more up-to-date:

"It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched miserable servile pathetic trash that was ever shat on civilization. Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to get colonized by. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a shite state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and all the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference!

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I may be a pretty sad case but I don't write jokes in base 13