by Jen the Phantom Hobbit of on Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:07 pm
Yay - happy happy people. But ...
... is it me being unable to count, or do we have three beaches, and not two as the report said.
West Sands,
East Sands,
Castle Sands.
I make that to be three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number of beaches, and the number of beaches shall be three. Four shall thou not count, neither count thou two, accepting that thou shall then preceed to three. FIVE IS RIGHT OUT. Once the number three, being the third beach be reachest, then filmest thou thy news report on St Andrews, which being happy in my site shall get drunk.
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The voices in my head tell me I'm not insane ... but everyone else does.