Cow Escape

[tg]

I've herd just about enough of these bloody puns...

[Cambabol]

Holy cow! Those are a lot of cow phrases! You all have way too much time on your hands!

[Gubbins]

I'm guessing the abattoir's enclosures must have been put up by cowboy builders.

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...then again, that is only my opinion.

[Dave the Explosive Newt]

They should have gone with a more trusted brand.

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Mmmmmmm, cake.
http://standrews.facebook.com/profile.php?id=37102114

[Lid]

I heard it was because livestock moovements have been banned.

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Mathematical Anti Telharsic Harfatum Septomin

[Mr Comedy]

No they haven't, pull the udder one

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"I am in no way interested in immortality, but only in the taste of tea. " -Lu Tung

[eagle]

I herd about this, and though yeah, like, what-heifer

[orudge]

We've pretty much butchered this subject for all it's worth, now? Time to stop mincing our words.

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http://www.owenrudge.net/
http://standrews.facebook.com/profile.php?id=37103734

[jequirity]

Never! We will not cowtow to your demands.

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LEEERRRROYYYY!!!!

Andrew W K Day 9th of May

[sweet]

Sounds like a cock and bull story to me, I suppose you all think it's terribly amoosing though.

p.s. Did the marksman hit the bullseye? Bet he hid behind a bush, the cow-ard. Anyway, fucking fresian, off to put a jumper on...

[Cambabol]

The whole abatoir thing is moost unpleasant - and the risks of having it so close to where people live seem mis-cow-culated. Personnally I think they should bulldoze it.

[Rob Milsom]

Now, now, let's not make policy on the hoof..

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[i]Is tresa tuath na tighearna

[eagle]

Cud have been worse