Favourite movie line

[Raindog]

"YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF" Michael Caine

or

"AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes". Ordell Jackie brown, the legend that is Sam J

[angel_kohaku]

"Carpe.... Carpe Diem... seize the day, boys, make your lives extraordinary"



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I may be a pretty sad case but I don't write jokes in base 13

[Ragamuffin]

"SPORKS?!"
- Snakes on a Plane.

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We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them here and we want them now!

[Gealle]

"We are not drunks, we are millionaires!"

Richard E Grant
alias Withnail

Withnail & I
1984

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Funky flunky munky...

[iab2]

Some of my favourite lines:

"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"
James T Kirk, Star Trek 2

"I want to hear more about Sam."
Frodo, Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

"You sold me queer giraffes."
Proximo, Gladiator

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[Starla]

A more recent one I liked from 1408 also from the legendary Mr Jackson:

"It's an evil fuckin' room"

In context it's bloody brilliant.

Older ones:

THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK

and the immortal

Groovy

both from the hardest man to ever ask you to shop smart, shop S-Mart.

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"We all live in our Fantasy and only endure our Reality..." - R.A.Wilson

[The Jaspar]

From Love Actually:

Billy Mack: Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free.

[Frank]

"Luke, I am your father."- Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

"No, you've failed, your highness. For I am a jedi, like my father before me!" - Star Wars: The Return of the Jedi

"We called the dog Indiana..."- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

"I am Spartacus"- Spartacus

"I've lost my mojo!"- Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

Actually, there's tons more I count as 'favourite', but I can't for the life of me remember them. Perhaps something from a Star Trek film...

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"There is only ever one truth. Things are always black or white, there's no such thing as a shade of grey. If you think that something is a shade of grey it simply means that you don't fully understand the situation. The truth is narrow and the path of the pursuit of truth is similarly narrow."

[David Bean]

No 'Luke' in that quotation, damnit!

"In order to ensure the security, and continuing stability, the Republic will be re-organised into the first GALACTIC EMPIRE - for a safe and secure society!" - Emperor Palpatine, "Revenge of the Sith"

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Psalm 91:7

[papercutheart]

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

[David Bean]

Which film is that line from?

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Psalm 91:7

[jcwacky]

"I'm going to die unless you kill me." - MI3

[Bizarre Atheist]

The second rule of Fight Club is; you do NOT TALK about Fight Club.

-- Fight Club

Aide: [holding phone] Tony, it's Gordon for you.
Blair: Tell him to hang on.

-- The Queen, set in summer 1997

Brian: You're all different!
Pleb: I'm not.

-- The Life of Brian

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[Paul Carey]

Quoting papercutheart from 16:50, 15th Sep 2007
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

[s]Quoting David Bean from 00:16, 16th Sep 2007
Which film is that line from?

Happy Gilmore

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Paul Carey
NPH Cinema, St Andrews

[Mehmsy]

Mr. X: I've laid every pipe in this town! People think pipes grow on trees! But they don't. Look at my knees; look at my knees!

So many golden gems in the 23 pages that are the script of Eraserhead.

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[Frank]

David Bean is quite correct, of course. The proper quote is "No. I am your father"- The Empire Strikes Back.

I annoy myself getting that wrong.

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"There is only ever one truth. Things are always black or white, there's no such thing as a shade of grey. If you think that something is a shade of grey it simply means that you don't fully understand the situation. The truth is narrow and the path of the pursuit of truth is similarly narrow."

[mhuzzell]

Quoting David Bean from 14:28, 15th Sep 2007
"In order to ensure the security, and continuing stability, the Republic will be re-organised into the first GALACTIC EMPIRE - for a safe and secure society!" - Emperor Palpatine, "Revenge of the Sith"

"So this is how democracy dies: with thunderous applause."

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I FOUND JESUS... he was behind the couch the whole time!

[DrAlex]

"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules." The Big Lebowski

"Did you have something to do with this?"
"Yes, I killed him." V for Vendetta

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The Sinner: Where no one ever learned "if you haven't got any thing nice to say, don't say anything at all."

[DrAlex]

Truly The Big Lebowski is a powerhouse in this category.

Thug: [Holding a bowling ball] "What the fuck is this?"
The Dude: "Obviously you are not a golfer."

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The Sinner: Where no one ever learned "if you haven't got any thing nice to say, don't say anything at all."

[theshadowhost]

It's game over man, Game over!

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